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Ep. 155: Fake ultrasounds, Epstein rant, & BAFTA | BS with Brian Simpson

Season 2, Ep. 155

In this episode of BS with Brian Simpson, Brian Simpson shares honest, thoughtful perspective on Austin’s rapid growth, the evolution of comedy, originality in creative work, and listener questions about real-life situations.

Brian discusses how cities change over time, the realities of modern creative careers, and why originality still matters in stand-up comedy. He also responds to listener emails covering relationships, decision-making, and unusual real-world situations—blending humor with grounded perspective.


00:00 – Welcome Back & Show Updates

01:15 – Listener Question: Austin’s Growth Explained

04:30 – Why Cities Change Over Time

07:05 – Comedy Originality and Creative Discipline

11:00 – Internet Fame vs Real-World Skill

15:45 – Listener Story: Relationship and Trust

19:30 – Modern Media and Perspective

24:15 – News Story Reaction: Lottery Controversy

30:40 – Fairness, Luck, and Opportunity

36:10 – Public Events and Media Decisions

42:00 – Final Advice and Listener Questions

52:10 – Closing Thoughts


VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.


Follow Brian @BScomedian


Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com


Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com


If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line.


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