BS with Brian Simpson

Welcome back to BS with Brian Simpson — this week Brian answers listener emails, talks real life, and roast-level breaks down the chaos of travel, relationships, and parenting…❗️ Chapters 00:00 – Show is back + tour dates02:00 – How to send emails to the show03:30 – Atlanta airport: the chaos hub08:30 – Why travel problems stack up in one city12:30 – Military story about not getting paid18:30 – Standing up for yourself at work24:00 – Listener email: relationships & rules30:30 – Being honest vs keeping the peace35:00 – Listener email: parenting and boundaries40:00 – Kids need stability more than anything45:00 – Government, money, and regular people52:00 – Closing thoughts + send your emailsVOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comIf you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line.

Welcome back to BS with Brian Simpson — where comedy, real talk, and a little chaos collide.In this episode, Brian dives deep into the Nintendo Switch 2 hype, predicts GTA 6’s wild pricing strategy, breaks down why Battlefield 6 and Madden aren’t what they used to be, and shares hilarious stories from life on the road.From gaming culture to travel fails (yes, the Atlanta airport strikes again), Brian brings his signature mix of wit, honesty, and storytelling that keeps fans coming back every week.🎮 Highlights:– Why the new Nintendo Switch 2 is actually worth it– Brian’s bold prediction for GTA 6 prices– Battlefield 6 vs Call of Duty: who’s really winning?– The truth about gaming culture and public judgment– Stand-up life, airports, and hilarious real-world chaos🕹️ BS with Brian Simpson is comedy for thinkers, gamers, and fans of honest conversation.Subscribe for more hilarious takes, gaming breakdowns, and life stories every week!📍 Tour Dates & Info: bransonsimpsoncomedy.com📧 Email the show: frombriansimpson@gmail.com📱 Follow Brian Simpson on: Instagram - @bscomedianTikTok - @briansimpsoncomedy⏱️ Chapter Markers00:00 – Welcome Back to BS with Brian Simpson01:00 – Comedy Tour Updates and Travel Fails03:00 – Nintendo Switch 2: Worth the Hype?07:00 – Influencers vs Reality in Gaming Reviews09:00 – Why GTA 6 Could Cost $300 (And Still Sell Out)13:00 – Battlefield 6 vs Call of Duty: Old-School Gamers Fight Back15:00 – Why Modern Gaming Feels Different18:00 – Airport Nightmares and Travel Comedy20:00 – Judgment in Public and Being Yourself22:00 – Comedy Life & Podcast Philosophy25:00 – Random Headlines and Pop-Culture Chaos27:00 – Brian Simpson Signs Off With A Laugh

If you enjoy this episode, hit Like, Comment & Subscribe to support the show and keep it growing!📧 Email Brian!!!👉 Call the Voicemail: 323-451-1980 – we might play yours on the show.👉 Email: bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com👉 Tour Dates & Tickets: briansimpsoncomedy.com👉 Follow Brian: @BScomedian📖 DescriptionThis week on BS with Brian Simpson, Brian digs into real-world problems and big-picture ideas:⏱️ Chapters0:00 – Welcome Back & Tour Updates1:10 – Factory Life & Bad Management Email3:00 – Job Security & Automation Talk6:00 – Always Be Job Hunting (Why You Should)8:00 – Gaming: Ark Raiders & AI Singularity10:00 – Would Brian Ever Leave the U.S.?12:00 – Parenting, Responsibility & Pets15:00 – Art & Music That Changed His Life19:00 – Life Advice & Words for Hard Times20:00 – Breakfast Cereal Debate 🥣22:00 – AI Theories & The Future of Humanity25:00 – Bus Driver Chaos Story from Arizona33:00 – Bus Safety and Traffic Physics37:00 – Delivery Drivers & City Roundabouts39:00 – French Influencer Prank Gone Wrong40:30 – Closing Thoughts & Tour Reminder#CurrentEvents #ComedyPodcast #BrianSimpson #PoliticalComedy #ArtificialIntelligence

WRITE INTO THE SHOW!!!👉 Call the Voicemail: 323-451-1980 – We’ll listen and may play yours on the show.👉 Email: bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com👉 Tour Dates & Tickets: briansimpsoncomedy.com👉 Follow Brian: @BScomedianFOLLOW Jon Carden!Podcast: ⁨@TammysBoyPodcastInstagram: @goingtothejonIf you enjoyed this episode, hit Subscribe and share it with a friend—it helps the show grow!⏱️ Chapters0:00 – Filming in Austin & Opening Emails1:00 – Accidentally Shooting Foster Brother Story3:40 – Why Comics Skip Bad Barrel Topics5:30 – Ghosting, Tinder & Complicated Relationships8:15 – Marriage, Trust & Red Flags in Dating11:00 – Why Passion Feels So Wrong (But Right)15:00 – Incels, Loneliness & Modern Intimacy18:30 – Violence, Sex & Why Intimacy Matters More22:00 – Vulnerability, Manipulation & Modern Breakups27:00 – Real Love vs. Expectations in Relationships30:00 – OnlyFans, Image & Pride in Your Partner35:00 – Cancel Culture, Politics & America’s Decline40:00 – Civil War Fantasies vs. Real Survival45:00 – Who Really Runs the Country (Follow the Money)50:00 – Why Trades Matter More Than “Influencers” Today57:00 – Closing Thoughts & Survival in Modern America

If you enjoyed this episode, hit Subscribe and share it with a friend—it helps the show grow!WRITE INTO THE SHOW!!!👉 Call the Voicemail: 323-451-1980 – We’ll listen and may play yours on the show.👉 Email: bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com👉 Tour Dates & Tickets: briansimpsoncomedy.com👉 Follow Brian: @BScomedianThis week Brian delivers his unique blend of comedy, honesty, and cultural commentary—mixing laughs with real talk about politics, technology, and human connection.⏱️ Chapters0:00 – Welcome Back & Emails3:00 – Tech, Boredom & Growing Up Then vs. Now8:00 – Loneliness Epidemic & Human Connection13:00 – Future Generations & Merging With Machines17:00 – Relationship Advice: Roster vs. Real Love24:00 – Red Pill Culture Exposed30:00 – Kindergarten Charging $1,400 for Art?!35:00 – Cancel Culture, Free Speech & Jimmy Kimmel44:00 – America’s Decline & Political Hypocrisy52:00 – Hope, Cynicism & Hugging on the Way Down

WRITE INTO THE SHOW!!!👉 Call the Voicemail: 323-451-1980 – We’ll listen and may play yours on the show.👉 Email: bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com👉 Tour Dates & Tickets: briansimpsoncomedy.com👉 Follow Brian: @BScomedianIf you enjoy the show, don’t forget to subscribe, like, and share to help us grow!This week on BS with Brian Simpson, Brian tackles:The firing of Jimmy Kimmel and the cancel culture debate, political hypocrisy and America’s slow decline, media monopolies and the FCC, Red Dead Redemption costing someone a job, LimeWire buying Fyre Festival, forgotten Black history figures and their legacies, and why technology shapes how generations handle life⏱️ Chapters0:00 – Welcome & Episode Setup2:30 – Jimmy Kimmel Fired & Cancel Culture7:00 – Free Speech, Hypocrisy & Political Violence12:00 – FCC, Media Monopolies & Corruption18:00 – America’s Decline: Veneer vs. Reality24:00 – Emails: Losing a Job Over Red Dead Redemption29:30 – LimeWire Buys Fyre Festival?!34:00 – Forgotten Black History Figures41:00 – Technology, Generations & Instant Gratification47:00 – Ending Thoughts & Tour Dates

This week on BS with Brian Simpson, Brian takes on the big questions: Is America past the point of no return? How the media gets it wrong—and why we fall for it. Nintendo Switch 2 hype and the struggles of gaming on the road. Why negativity is stealing your empathy. And yes, we try to end on a positive note. From politics to pop culture to plane rides, Brian keeps it real, hilarious, and thought-provoking.⏱️ Chapters0:00 – Welcome Back & Tour Dates2:00 – Global Catastrophe Predictions4:00 – Why Leaders Choose Loyalty Over Skill7:30 – Media Spin & Human Nature11:30 – Nintendo Switch 2 Talk15:00 – Gaming on the Road: Steam Deck Struggles18:30 – The Cycle of Bad Information22:00 – 24-Hour News & Division27:00 – Algorithms and What You Click On30:00 – Social Media Negativity & Empathy33:00 – Searching for Good News34:30 – Ending on a “Positive”👉 Call the Voicemail: 323-451-1980 – We’ll listen and may play yours on the show.👉 Email: bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com👉 Tour Dates & Tickets: briansimpsoncomedy.com👉 Follow Brian: @BScomedianIf you enjoy the show, don’t forget to subscribe, like, and share to help us grow!

This week on BS with Brian Simpson, Brian dives into the wild world of AI chatbots, tech lawsuits, and society’s obsession with smartphones. From shocking headlines about AI gone wrong to Japan’s proposed screen-time limits, Brian delivers his signature mix of comedy, cynicism, and sharp perspective.Plus: the Fermi Paradox, Mars colonization, and why humans are experts at messing things up. Stick around for emails, relationship advice, and plenty of laughs.0:28 – AI Chatbot Headlines3:28 – Lawsuits Against AI Companies8:20 – Relationships with Chatbots?12:26 – Technology vs. Humanity15:06 – The Fermi Paradox Explained18:13 – The Future of AI & Misuse24:05 – Japan’s Smartphone Ban Proposal29:25 – Teen Power & Social Media36:00 – First U.S. Case of Screw Worms?!39:00 – Brian Back on Tour40:14 – Email: Living with a Narcissist47:20 – Divorce, Advice & Moving On48:29 – Closing ThoughtsCall the VoicemailVoicemail: 323-451-1980 – We’ll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Email the show: bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comTour Dates & Tickets: briansimpsoncomedy.comFollow Brian: @BScomedian

This week, Brian dives into a backlog of articles and emails from listeners, discussing how to navigate the Austin comedy scene without “fake friends,” an incident at a System of a Down concert, and Bill Belichick’s much younger girlfriend.02:15 – Brian on surviving the Austin comedy scene without “fake friends”08:40 – How to tell if someone’s actually funny vs. just networking15:22 – Listener question: “Should I even bother making comedy friends?”23:57 – System of a Down concert gets real weird32:10 – Bill Belichick and his suspiciously young girlfriend44:18 – Why people keep throwing toys at WNBA gamesVOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comIf you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line.