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Booked and Abandoned
Mike Hadnett A.K.A Dennis Bergkamp
Season 1, Ep. 4
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Dennis Bergkamp was supposed to be here… but much like our pre-match warm-ups, he never quite got off the ground. Enter Mike Hadnett—footballer, traveller, and the only man we know who can capture the beauty of grassroots football while dodging two-footed challenges.
Mike takes us through the chaos of away days in Argentina, the fine line between a strong tackle and a court case, and the unexpected places football can lead you—sometimes to love, sometimes to A&E.
Also, Mike is a sports photographer and a damn good one at that. Check out his work at mikehadnett.nz, because someone should be capturing these moments properly.
Listen now before we get hit with another retrospective red card.
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