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Gloopie Confessionals - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory by Roald Dahl
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Welcome to our book club! It's a lot like a regular book club -- but no free personal pan pizza as a reward, yet*.
Your reward is only the satisfaction of reading a book and talking about it with two of your friends - except we don't know each other... but we are closer than ever because we went through it together. Right? Right.
Your mom just gave you a crisp $20 bill, and this is the year that you're going to get the jelly bracelets and rainbow pens at the Scholastic Book Fair.
CURRENTLY READING: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory by Roald Dahl
Sarah and Krissy, professional haters and presidents of the Augustus Gloop Fan Club, read Charlie and the Chocolate Factory by Roald Dahl.
In this episode, we read Charlie and the Chocolate Factory because we were tricked by the Glasgow Pop Up Wonka Experience. Along the way, we learn that Willy Wonka hates you and your children, the Oompa Loompas have been enslaved and trapped in the chocolate factory for decades??? and Augustus Gloop always should have won the chocolate factory.
Next up: I know we say RuPaul's Memoirs... but we changed it to 'I'm Glad my Mom Died' by Jennette McCurdy
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