Battle of the Blorbos

Happy Holidays, we take a break from pitting characters against one another to instead bring them together to uncover the secret truths that bind them together by playing a game of Jeff Stormer's Canon/Eyes, a game of crossover conspiracies and uncovering the secret history of the world.Nobody playing Cent Rice, expert on Teleportation TheoryDan playing Vector the Crocodile, expert on Alternate ContinuitiesRocia playing Cloud Strife, expert on Millitary OperationsWordse playing Bob an employee of the Anshin corporation, expert on VaultsM playing Timekeeper Vertin, expert on Temporal Anomalies

It's been another year of ranking characters and it's time once again to revaluate some of them and see just how wrong we were the first time.Loki from Marvel (Represented by Nobody)Ben Tennyson from Ben 10 (Represented by Tensei)Cloud Strife from Final Fantasy VII (represented by Pixel)Jennifer "Blonney" Woods from Reverse 1999 (Represented by M)BDS affected characters: Jareth the Goblin King (Labyrinth)Luz Noceda (The Owl House)Doctor Doom (Marvel)Doctor Strange (Marvel)Loki (Marvel)Michael Morbius (Marvel)Regina Mills (Once Upon a Time)Aña "Araña" Corazón (Marvel)For more information about the BDS movement please see https://www.bdsmovement.net/

Win a No Prize if you can guess what the intended theme was based on any three characters who were originally. We talk about Shakespeare, Andrew Hussie's RWBY and Rooster Teeth's Homestuck, Thumb bones, weird breakfast food names, the weirdest case of gay coding.Blade Belladonna from RWBY (Represented by Ash)Douglas Jones from The Forest Demands It's Due (Represented by Nobody)Catra from She-Ra and the Princesses of Power (Represented by April)Pumpkin Rapper from Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers (Represented by Tensei)Aña "Araña" Corazón from Marvel Comics (Represented by M)BDS affected characters: Jareth the Goblin King (Labyrinth)Luz Noceda (The Owl House)Doctor Doom (Marvel)Doctor Strange (Marvel)Loki (Marvel)Michael Morbius (Marvel)Regina Mills (Once Upon a Time)Aña "Araña" Corazón (Marvel)AnyaFor more information about the BDS movement please see https://www.bdsmovement.net/

Are two heads better than one? We don't know but some characters are intrinsically linked to another that it just wouldn't be right to rank them separately. So we've got a whopping 10 characters being represented by 5 advocates.Diavalo & Doppio Vinegar from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure (Reprsented by Rocia)Ghazkull Mag Uruk Thraka & Makari from Warhammer 40K (Represented by Nobody)Philip & Shotaro Hidari from Kamen Rider W (Represented by Tensei)Ryoji Hase & Hideyasu Jonouchi from Kamen Rider Gaim (Represented by April)Eugene "Skull" Skullovich & Frakas "Bulk" Bulkimire from Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers (Represented by M)BDS affected characters: Jareth the Goblin King (Labyrinth)Luz Noceda (The Owl House)Doctor Doom (Marvel)Doctor Strange (Marvel)Loki (Marvel)Michael Morbius (Marvel)Regina Mills (Once Upon a Time)For more information about the BDS movement please see https://www.bdsmovement.net/

I don't have anything clever to say about this episode. There's no rhyme or reason to any of these picks. I guess two of these characters have competed against one another at the Olympics? Is that anything?Waluigi from Mario Spin Off Games (Represented by Pixel)Silver the Hedgehog from Sonic the Hedgehog (Represented by Rocia)Power from Chainsaw Man (Represented by April)Travelling Artifact Dealer from Sorry We're Closed (Represented by Dan)Clem from Warframe (Represented by M)BDS affected characters: Jareth the Goblin King (Labyrinth)Luz Noceda (The Owl House)Doctor Doom (Marvel)Doctor Strange (Marvel)Loki (Marvel)Regina Mills (Once Upon a Time)For more information about the BDS movement please see https://www.bdsmovement.net/

We're joined by Motzie from the Hi Nay podcast and Ben and Peter from Mupperwatch to rank five characters. What will a spy do for his mission? Are robots whiter than Sherlock Holmes? Can Iron Bull lift a car? Could Sweeney Todd have become Batman if he wasn't poor?Iron Bull from Dragon Age represented by MotzieEthan Hunt from Mission Impossible represented by BenAigis from Persona represented by AvaSweeney Todd from Sweeney Todd the Demon Barber of Fleet Street represented by PeterKing Jonas Albrecht from World of Darkness represented by MBDS affected characters: Jareth the Goblin King (Labyrinth)Luz Noceda (The Owl House)Doctor Doom (Marvel)Doctor Strange (Marvel)Loki (Marvel)Regina Mills (Once Upon a Time)For more information about the BDS movement please see https://www.bdsmovement.net/

We talk about 100 clones of your mom, Miku's teeth, Not existing is bad for scheduling, Smash Bros for Dads, Air Dashing is anime, Successful bad pizza, Making friends with a black hole, and much more.Hatsune Miku from Project Diva (Represented by Rocia)Izusumi from Dungeon Meshi (Represented by Pixel)The Harbinger from Omensight (Represented by Tensei)Gentaro "Kamen Rider Fourze" Kisaragi from Kamen Rider Fourze (Represented by April)Mayor Regina "The Evil Queen" Mills from Once Upon a Time (Represented by M)BDS affected characters: Jareth the Goblin King (Labyrinth)Luz Noceda (The Owl House)Doctor Doom (Marvel)Doctor Strange (Marvel)Loki (Marvel)Regina Mills (Marvel)For more information about the BDS movement please see https://www.bdsmovement.net/

We assembled some weirdos and obscurities for you this month. How much blood is too much blood for the club? How do pony hooves work? Skeletons don't have skin. Depressed trans allies. How did none of my guests watch Evangelion?Littlepip from Fallout Equestria (Represented by Ash)Nothing There from Lobotomy Corporation (Represented by Neb)Papyrus from Undertale (Represented by Pixel)Dysthymia from I Was a Teenage Exocolonist (Represented by Tensei)Shinji Ikari from Neon Genesis Evangelion (Represented by M)BDS affected characters: Jareth the Goblin King (Labyrinth)Luz Noceda (The Owl House)Doctor Doom (Marvel)Doctor Strange (Marvel)Loki (Marvel)For more information about the BDS movement please see https://www.bdsmovement.net/