Norma and Betty Compilation

Whether it's Muff in Donegal, Twatt in Orkney, Lickey End in Worcestershire, we've all secretly dreamed of visiting places with rude names. Lickey End is Britain's best-kept secret. Join us as Norma the Nympho Nazi and loyal Betty navigate a world of nazi potato sacks, requesting discipline from John Wayne, abusing blow-ins, punch ups at jam making competitions, seducing postmen, shaming yourself on national television and getting down to the vinegar strokes with Nigel Farage. #comedysketches #britishhumour #middleEngland #satire

Rude Place Names in England: A Lickey End Sketch Special

The funniest duo are celebrating natural women in their own inimitable way. Join Ray and Jorma for an hour of fun. 'This show is fuller than a Ryanair Toilet when a fat lass invites her fella to the Mile High Club' - Jorma. Highlights:<ul><li>Morgan Freeman talks grandchildren, Donald Trump and having sex with eskimoes' wives.</li><li>Ray gives us the insider info on the town of Muff, Co. Donegal and explains how being called a Muff Liquor is exactly what Russell Crowe needs right now.</li><li>Honzie the fraudulent South African Psychic rubs his crystal balls and makes surprisingly accurate predictions for the month of February</li><li>An IRA Man decides to trade a Little Armalite for a Little Cellulite.</li></ul> Check out the boys' Facebook page for a link to Jorma's recent Brexit interview and drop us a line at talkingistanbullocks@gmail.com if you have any poetry requests for Morgan or you'd like to comment or make a suggestion. Join Ray and Jorma for an hour of craic! Giggles Is Good For You! All sketches, songs and jingles written and performed by Jorma KirkkoProduced by James Kirk #Irishcomedy #Britishcomedy #expatpodcast #MorganFreemanPoetry #DonaldTrumpGreenland #BBWMagazine #BBW #Spoofhoroscopes #fakepsychic #rebelsongparody #celluliteisbeautiful

The Solution To Cellulite (According to the IRA)

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Ray and Jorma kick off 2025 with the rudest episode we’ve done in a long time—but also one of the funniest! Expect geographical and Nena trivia, as well as a deep dive into the town of Wank and its premium leisure pass. Meanwhile, Morgan Freedman graces us with a poetic reflection on anal bleaching, dedicated (of course) to Ray.Elon Musk makes an appearance in a sketch filled with whiskey, ketamine, and unsolicited pizza orders for Justin Trudeau. Then, the moment you've all been waiting for—Dr. Brutus Himmler returns to probe Ray in a cutting-edge psychiatric experiment. Will he beat the rectal polygraph and finally be free of his past obsessions?Also, find out why Wank Mountain is a real place, why Love Island contestants fear the unbleached, and how the lads continue their campaign to get Musk to notice their sketches. Expect relentless filth, juvenile humour, and highly questionable medical procedures! #ComedyPodcast #TalkingIstanbullocks #MorganFreedman #ElonMusk #AnalBleaching #GermanTrivia #WankMountain #LoveIsland #Nena #Nigel Farage #RectalPolygraph #Satire #Pubcast #AdultHumour #FilthiestEpisode TRANSCRIPT <a href="https://docs.google.com/document/d/1hSDcW5W9t0fj59gKAZo274K34XKwqK5zZKNcrgsaGWw/edit?usp=sharing" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://docs.google.com/document/d/1hSDcW5W9t0fj59gKAZo274K34XKwqK5zZKNcrgsaGWw/edit?usp=sharing</a> #ComedyPodcast #TalkingIstanbullocks #MorganFreedman #ElonMusk #AnalBleaching #GermanTrivia #WankMountain #LoveIsland #RectalPolygraph #IGotProbed #Satire #Pubcast #AdultHumour #FilthiestEpisode

Elon Musk, Anal Bleaching And A Mountain Called Wank

Russell Crowe - Gladiator 2 Interview

Where else would you hear about Morgan Freeman and Bill Clinton falling out, Russell Crowe dismissing Gladiator 2 and a woke bloke getting a visit from the ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Future? All this plus the usual fun and games. Talking Istanbullocks, the weekend breakfast show broadcast in a pub with original sketches, is back!!!! #ChristmasShow #Comedy #BritishComedy #IrishHumour #MorganFreemanPoem #BillClintonVegan #RussellCroweInterview #Gladiator2 #KaidenStokes #AChristmasCarolParody #JoanO'Ruairc

Morgan Freeman and Bill Clinton's Christmas Feud

Trampoline Prank Call

In this wet and wild Turkish holiday edition of Talking Istanbullocks, Jorma Kirkko brings you celebrity banter, sharp-witted sketches, and some jaws-dropping shark facts. With guest appearances by Liam Neeson and Morgan Freedman. Highlights:<ul><li>Liam Neeson Returns: The iconic actor and raconteur chats about his latest project—a land shark horror film, "Jowls." Is it the next "Jaws" or something truly revolutionary? Liam shares his passion for this "completely original" concept, despite some uncanny similarities to a certain Spielberg classic.</li><li>Ray Mac’s Trampoline Troubles: After some concerning behaviour involving a trampoline and a large breasted neighbour, Ray checks into the Dr. Brutus Himmler Institute of Psychiatology. We delve into the hilarious (and slightly disturbing) contents of his recent phone records.</li><li>Oasis Reunion: With Oasis reuniting, Morgan Freedman reminisces about the wild days of the '90s with a cheeky poem, "Definitely Maybe," recounting backstage antics with the Gallagher brothers and Robbie Williams.</li><li>Shark Facts &amp; Puns Galore: From the terrifying speed of the shortfin mako to the bizarre reproductive habits of sharks, we dive into the deep with some fin-tastic facts..</li><li>Support Independent Artists: Jorma gets real about the challenges of competing with corporate giants in the podcasting world. Hear why your support means everything to independent creators.</li><li>Special Mentions: Big shoutout to Shark Magazine, Dr. Brutus Himmler, and our loyal listeners. Plus, find out how you can catch Jorma’s latest film, "Dangerous Stranger," on Drama Pops on iPhones.</li><li> </li></ul>Don’t miss this episode packed with humour, nostalgia, and some seriously outlandish movie pitches. And remember, keep sharing the show on social media to help us keep the laughs coming! Hashtags/Keywords: #Britishcomedy IrishComedy #TrampolinePrankCall #JawsRemake #OasisReunion #LiamNeeson #PodcastHumour #IndependentCreators #SharkFacts #SharkPuns #ComedySketches #SupportIndie #LiamNeesonInterview #MorganFreedmanPoem #FuckJoeRogan #FuckTheBBC TRANSCRIPT<a href="https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gplUY1hSYzBi8IZNABZ_ciZ6nxWMAf7qPoxnUZbzAD0/edit?usp=sharing" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gplUY1hSYzBi8IZNABZ_ciZ6nxWMAf7qPoxnUZbzAD0/edit?usp=sharing</a>

Liam Gallagher and Liam Neeson Jump The Shark

Morgan Freedman's Revealing Poetry

In this laugh-packed episode of Talking Istanbullocks, the boys talk Istanbul cosmetic surgery and the dulcet tones of Morgan Freedman as he recites a poem on the curious trend of 'brieing'—yes, you heard that right, cheese takes centre stage in this ECSTATIC verse.Ray Mac brings True or False segment, where Willem Dafoe's willy plays a prominent part. The episode only gets funnier with a side-splitting sketch featuring Kaiden Stokes, who gets more than he bargained for when he invites a Native American guest to his Thanksgiving dinner. Expect awkward cultural misunderstandings, plenty of laughs, and a not-so-traditional holiday meal that takes an unexpected turn!Don't miss out on Honzie's Horoscopes and Psychic Predictions for August—where the future seems oddly familiar, and the stars have a wicked sense of humour. Tune in for a rollercoaster of comedy that covers everything from cheese rituals to offbeat astrology! #Britishcomedy #Irishcomedy #Brieing #MDMAinincheese #WillemDafoePenisSize #KaidenStokesWokeBloke #ComedySketch #IsThanksgivingRacist #SpoofHoroscopes #PsychicPredictions 4o <h5>You said:</h5>

MDMA in Cheese, A Woke Perspective on Thanksgiving and Psychic Predictions

Q+A Special

In the latest entertaining episode of the Talking Istanbullocks Comedy Pubcast, Jorma Kirkko, pub raconteur par excellence, takes the stage solo, sharing some of his most entertaining stories and tackling a wide array of questions from listeners. <ul><li>School Days Shenanigans: Jorma takes a trip down memory lane, recounting giving his maths teacher a nervous breakdown as a not so innocent 12 year old.</li><li>Revenge: How did a loose pair of ladders in Fife lead to a chain of events that culminated in German-sourced gay pornography?</li><li>Is Turkey or Malaysia more insane to live n? Jorma reveals where he would most love to settle down and why.</li><li>Fim Release Update.</li><li>How Well Does He Know Morgan Freeman?</li><li>Is The Show As Funny As It Used To Be? With a laugh, Jorma tackles the question of whether the creative well is running dry.</li><li>Should Ray Seduce His Wife in a Mankini? In one of the more bizarre queries, Jorma advises Ray on whether this questionable fashion choice could spice things up at home.</li><li>Should Talking Istanbullocks Focus More on People in the Pub?** Jorma considers whether the podcast should put more emphasis on its roots in the James Joyce Irish Pub.</li></ul> <a href="https://docs.google.com/document/d/1AAdIgn2TbxGSyQgAH4btOs9puTHuRhNwBQb04Aqzbso/edit?usp=sharing" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://docs.google.com/document/d/1AAdIgn2TbxGSyQgAH4btOs9puTHuRhNwBQb04Aqzbso/edit?usp=sharing</a> #ComedyPodcast #BritishHumour #ListenerQandA #JormaKirkko #SchoolPranks #CarAccidentRevenge #MorganFreeman #BestPubStories #PodcastHumour #RevengePorn

The Best School Prank Ever: The Ultimate Revenge Against A Conman

How will Trump deal with Harris

Welcome back to another sizzling edition of *Talking Istanbullocks*! Ray and Jorma cool each other down in the sweltering Turkish heat as they give you the funniest 45 minutes of your week. 1. Introduction &amp; BanterJorma Kirkko and Ray Mac kick off the show with their usual banter, chatting about the week that was, including Jorma's recent adventures in the film world. Between celebrity parties and the fun of the film set, while Ray still eagerly awaits his big break in 'scud flicks' 2. Morgan Freedman's Comedy Poem: Raw DoggingYes, you heard it right! Morgan Freeman is back with another hilarious poem, this time at the request of Erling Haaland. The topic? The latest airplane trend – Raw Dogging. It's as absurd as it sounds, and Morgan delivers with his signature style.&nbsp; Written by Iggy Pop, David Bowie and Morgan FreedmanProduced by Jorma Kirkko 3. Discussion on Raw Dogging The lads dive deep into the strange world of Raw Dogging. What started as a questionable in-flight activity has now become the topic of a riotous debate. Is it about simplicity, or just madness?&nbsp; 4. True or False Quiz – Olympic EditionGet ready for a special Olympics-themed quiz! Ray and Jorma test each other on some bizarre Olympic trivia, with plenty of laughs along the way. Who will come out on top this time? 5. Donald Trump Sketch: Desert Island DramaIn a side-splitting sketch, Donald Trump and his talking dog, Chris, are still stranded on a desert island. But this time, they're visited by the one and only Marjorie Taylor Swift (no, not the pop star). Big news is on the horizon, but will it be enough to get them off the island? And what has Donald been doing without real women to have sex with for the last year and a half? Written and produced by Jorma KirkkoChris The Dog played by Jorma Kirkko 6. Post of the WeekWe wrap things up with the Post of the Week, where Ray shares a joke about a duck walking into a pub. The punchline? You'll have to listen to find out! 🎙️ Call to Action: Don't forget to subscribe, share, and like the podcast on all platforms. Follow us on YouTube for more behind-the-scenes content, and don't be a silent stalker – join the conversation! 💬 Join the Fun: Want to suggest a topic for Morgan Freeman's next poem? Drop us a line, and you might hear your idea brought to life in a future episode. 🎧 New Podcast Alert: Be sure to check out *Are You Alright, Hun?*, a warm and heartfelt podcast by Jamie T. Murphy that tackles real-life stories of addiction and mental health. It's a serious, yet hopeful conversation that you won't want to miss. #TalkingIstanbullocks #ComedyPodcast #MorganFreemanParody #RawDoggingTrend #OlympicsTrivia #DonaldTrumpParody #PodcastBanter #CelebritySketches #Britishcomedy #Irishcomedy #JoinTheLaughs #JamieTMurphy #MentalHealthStories #NewPodcastAlert #SubscribeAndLaugh #AreYouAlrightHun #Funny45Minutes #ScudFlicksDreams #DesertIslandDrama #ListenerInteraction #PodcastCommunity #NightClubbingParody #IggyPopCover <a href="https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ZF_07xT2Og3T-d-TpYtdTbRAq2Myx3Qf2GP6uSISGLU/edit?usp=sharing" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ZF_07xT2Og3T-d-TpYtdTbRAq2Myx3Qf2GP6uSISGLU/edit?usp=sharing</a> Tune in for laughs, absurdity, and maybe even a bit of wisdom (well, maybe)! Presented by Ray Mac and Jorma KirkkoProduced by Jorma Kirkko

What  the hell is Raw Dogging?

Synonyms for Anus

Segments:Chinese Year of the Istanbullocks/ Introduction<ul><li>Featured Publication: Frog Log magazine, the amphibian conservation community’s news source for all your trending amphibian news.</li><li>What to expect</li></ul>Morgan Freedman Poem: The Rusty Sheriff's Badge<ul><li>Morgan reads a poem about anuses, humorously titled "The Rusty Sheriff's Badge."</li></ul>True or False<ul><li>A fun quiz and banter segment, featuring quirky questions about Madonna's family, black cats and smearing dog poo on Liam Gallagher's Door</li></ul>Comedy Sketch<ul><li>Sexy celebrity chef Vagella Rickrocks oozes sex appeal and rhubarb compote but faces challenges from her naughty cat, Caroline.</li></ul>Criminal Minds - Psychiatology Quiz<ul><li>Ray undergoes comedy criminal profiling, adding a humorous twist to the profiling process.</li></ul>Kiss and Tell<ul><li>An amusing reader's letter about a dodgy date is shared and discussed.</li></ul>Post of the Week<ul><li>A joke sent in by a listener is highlighted and celebrated.</li></ul> Description: "Join us for Episode 82 of Talking Istanbullocks! In this edition, Jorma Kirkko brings you a hilarious and diverse lineup of segments. We kick off with a rude poem by Morgan Freedman where he delights us with a humorously crafted poem, 'The Rusty Sheriff's Badge.'Test your knowledge with our True or False quiz, and enjoy the chaos as celebrity chef Vagella Rickrocks attempts to maintain her sexy, calm veneer while dealing with her mischievous cat, Caroline. Ray undergoes comedy criminal profiling in our Criminal Minds segment, and we share a laugh over a reader's dodgy date story in Kiss and Tell. Finally, we wrap up with the Post of the Week, featuring a joke sent in by one of our listeners. Brought to you by Frog Log magazine, your go-to source for all things amphibian. Despite Ray's absence, we promise you won't even notice he's not there! Tune in for laughs, banter, and a good time." #BritishComedy #ComedyPodcast #MorganFreemanPoem #IrishComedy #TrueOrFalseQuiz #NigellaLawsonParody #CriminalMinds #KissAndTell #PostOfTheWeek #FrogLogMagazine TRANSCRIPT<a href="https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GtdMMAqQJ-gEV8z0RHykguDZIzfUNkC1BQliIypUk-8/edit" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GtdMMAqQJ-gEV8z0RHykguDZIzfUNkC1BQliIypUk-8/edit</a>

The Sheriff's Rusty Badge - A Poem From A Hollywood Legend

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A comedy-variety podcast live from an Istanbul pub, offering a craic-infused ride through comedy and culture. Talking Istanbullocks* is a feel-good podcast with satire and toilet humour, aimed at the over 40's and is hosted by comedy writer and producer Jorma and DJ Ray Mac Pour yourself a virtual pint and we'll ride you sideways with comedy, culture, and unexpected hilarity. Good skills! <ul><li>from June 2022 - December 2023 Blackmilkshake Comedy Pubcast</li></ul>

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