Bitchslap

Peter attempts an escape, Matt is sweaty, Sydney is afraid of Jane, Kimberly does surgery, Michael and Amanda go on a road trip, Jake helps Billy, Alison is disgusted, and Jo yells at her doctor boyfriend.

Peter's not having a good time, Kimberly is off the rails, Michael is shocked, Matt has a new patient, Sydney is devastated, Jo has a date, Jane is mean, Alison tries to stop Jake, Amanda trusts Peter, and Billy wears voluminous pants.

Amanda saves Peter and Michael, Billy has one scene, Matt sets Jo up on a date, Alison talks to Jane, Kimberly polishes silver, Sydney still wants Bobby, and Jake learns some shocking information.

Matt helps Jo, Kimberly reads a new book, Michael is Michaeling, Jane goes to NY, Billy brings Alison a latte, Peter spars with Loni Anderson, Jake goes to Richard’s office, and Amanda pays Sydney for information. 

Michael and Peter go to San Diego, Kimberly needs space, Jake is concerned about Jane’s business, Jo babysits, Amanda and Billy take a shower, Alison gets a new job, Sydney doesn’t have any room, and Matt broke up with Alan.

Billy hits on Julie Newmar, Alison has had it, Amanda talks to her boss, Jo gets dragged by Richard, Jake tells Jane the truth, Kimberly has a new personality, Michael is horny, Peter is concerned, Sydney bothers Bobby, and Matt is absent.

Jake is disgusted with everyone, Jane's pictures come back to haunt her, Jo wants Richard back, Peter gets money, Matt reads the tabloids, Kimberly has another episode, Michael almost gets stabbed, Billy makes a deal, Alison stays home and watches TV, and Amanda calls Sydney a twit.

Matt gets drunk, Alison is disgusted with Billy, Jane is busted, Jo's face reminds Richard of something, Michael and Kimberly role play, Peter pops up, Amanda is done with Bobby, and Jake walks up the stairs.

Amanda is famous, Matt plans a wedding, Kimberly has a nightmare, Michael needs a new storyline, Jane opens a sweatshop, Billy and Alison have a big account, Jake makes Jo help Jane, Peter goes to the press, and Sydney is barely in the episode.