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The Real Van Wilder and Judging Johnsons | Beard Laws Podcast Ep. 236

Ep. 236

The conversation starts with a discussion about the importance of choosing a unique and memorable name for a business or brand. The hosts share personal experiences and give advice on how to come up with creative names. They also talk about the value of owning multiple domain names and the potential for selling them at a higher price. The conversation then shifts to topics like the availability of food delivery services in small towns, the size of different cities, and the influence of real-life stories on movies and TV shows. In this part of the conversation, the hosts discuss inappropriate messages they receive on social media and share funny anecdotes. They also joke about starting a website to judge people's genitals. They talk about the importance of being mindful of what you post online and how it can affect your personal and professional life. The conversation ends with a discussion about Twitch streamers and the potential for making a career out of online content creation.


Episode Highlights

  • Choose a unique and memorable name for your business or brand.
  • Consider buying multiple domain names to redirect traffic and protect your brand.
  • Research the availability of food delivery services in your area.
  • The size of a town or city can vary greatly, and population numbers may not always align with expectations.
  • Real-life stories and experiences can inspire movies and TV shows. Be mindful of what you post online as it can have consequences for your personal and professional life.
  • Inappropriate messages and pictures are not acceptable and should not be sent to others without their consent.
  • Creating online content can be a viable career option, but it requires dedication and hard work.
  • Twitch streamers have the potential to make a significant income through their online presence.
  • Having a strong online presence can open up opportunities for brand deals and collaborations.


Episode Quotes

  • "Google the name that you want and make sure that it's not already a thing."
  • "Do something creative like wecrackedembacks.com. They're going to remember it."
  • "Just Google your shit. That's, I guess that's the theme. Google your shit. Own it all."
  • "Do you want another happy dead in you?"
  • "Hey, send them all to me. I'll just use them and just tell people they're mine if they're impressive enough. I'm like, look at this. Look at this hog. This is all me, baby."
  • "This dude goes, I want you to send me a picture like this. And it's just a guy sitting with his feet on the table and his feet up, these are my feet, and he, because he wants a foot pick or peak picks. And he goes, I want you to wear the judges wig."


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