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Best Mustaches Draft Show | Beard Laws Podcast Episode 189

Season 1, Ep. 189

We move on to now draft the best mustaches which you the viewers voted on in the Beard Laws community poll. The best mustaches of all time won't be an easy task for you the viewers to determine on the bracket show next week. There are so many good ones but the real question is which one is the best one? Well, the 25 best mustaches that we draft will be on a bracket and you the viewers vote on every single match-up to determine the best of all time next week. No pressure. Plus you will be able to submit your own bracket next week and whoever has the most correct win's a $20 gift card to Copper Johns Beard! You can see the bracket each week when released at https://beacons.ai/beardlaws


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