Stay Outta My Fridge

Warm Mayonaise and Buzzed Geriatric Snacks Check Out Our Friends of the Show!Milwaukee Pretzels: https://www.milwaukeepretzel.com/Vermont Flannel Company: https://vermontflannel.com/beardlawsHighest Peak NY: https://highestpeakny.com/In this conversation on the Stay Outta My Fridge Podcast, Matt, Yuban, and Brandon discuss warm mayonnaise, pizza ovens, showerheads, AI-generated music, and a cannabis dispensary. The hosts discuss their preferences for mayonnaise and share stories about a friend who puts mayonnaise on everything and a pizza oven they purchased. They also talk about different types of showerheads and their experiences with music getting stuck in their heads. The hosts explore the possibilities of AI-generated music and share their experiences using a website to create custom songs. They also mention a cannabis dispensary that offers delivery and discuss the challenges of dealing with state regulations. In this conversation, the hosts discuss the legalization of marijuana in different states, particularly focusing on Nebraska and its slow progress. They also share their favorite snacks to enjoy while under the influence of marijuana. The conversation then shifts to fast food cravings and deals, including the Arby's five for $5 promotion. They conclude by wishing each other a happy Father's Day.Episode 246 Key PointsMayonnaise preferences can vary greatly, with some people putting it on everything.AI-generated music has the potential to change the music industry and create unique and interesting songs.Cannabis dispensaries are becoming more accessible, with some offering delivery services.The hosts share their favorite snacks to enjoy while under the influence of marijuana, including pretzels, chips and salsa, and fast food items like Doritos and Arby's sandwiches.They discuss the Arby's five for $5 promotion and express their excitement about the deal.Episode 246 Quotes"Does it? Interesting. Do you think back in the day that they would leave the mayonnaise out like butter and certain condiments? Maybe that's why their immune systems were so much tougher than ours.""It was a $400 pizza oven. Got it for $140. It comes with the extra attachment so you can convert it and run propane in it. Comes with the pizza peel, comes with the thermometer so you can test it from out here. What the pizza stone temperature is, you can actually put wood chunks, charcoal, pellets. You can cook with any of the sources. Pizza peel, everything. I'm gonna crush.""I want one of them over the head bitches. I want like the rain one.""Nebraska is going to be the last, they're going to be gripping there.""Give me a bag of Doritos and that shit is gone.""I ordered a side of fucking gravy to dip it in, bro."Support our friends of the showCopper Johns Beard Company: thebestbeardproducts.comBeard Laws Studio - https://beardlawsstudio.comWhiskey Towers - https://whiskeytowers.com/?ref=jALaEM7_LmRwkFSasquatch Tea Company - https://sasquatchtea.com/?fbclid=PAAaZ1eF4usnIJ3I_vUYf4qye4bNU7zS1A-2EG61x0SNCsCBY31WoCMjK2DswMustache Mate - https://mustachemate.com/Black Beard Fire - https://blackbeardfire.com/beardlawsDraft Top - https://drafttop.kckb.st/beardlawsPast Ball Podcast - https://beacons.ai/pastballThat One Story Podcast - https://anchor.fm/that-one-storyYore Town Podcast - https://beacons.ai/yoretownFindlay Hats (Code BEARDLAWS) - https://www.findlayhats.com/Puffin Dirinkwear - https://get.aspr.app/SHICI Use Code BEARDLAWSBooze Veteran - https://boozeveteran.com/Vermont Flannels - https://www.vermontflannel.com/?aff=52

Surviving Power Outages and Home Alone and HungryIn this conversation on the Stay Outta My Fridge Podcast, Matt, Yuban, and Brandon discuss crotch smells, power outages, sliming, and the addiction of an Amazon tribe to the internet, pornography, and social media. They also touch on the NFL game in Brazil and the ban on wearing the color green. The hosts share their love for flannel clothing and promote a flannel company. They mention their upcoming episode on the Triple T podcast, where they will be discussing the year 1994. In this conversation, the hosts discuss various topics including sports stadium funding, eating habits when alone, and different types of cheese. They also come up with a creative idea for a food video. The conversation is light-hearted and humorous.Episode 245 Key PointsThe hosts engage in lighthearted and humorous conversations about various topics.They discuss personal experiences with crotch smells and power outages.They share their thoughts on the addiction of an Amazon tribe to the internet, pornography, and social media.The hosts mention the ban on wearing the color green at an NFL game in Brazil.They express their love for flannel clothing and promote a flannel company.They tease an upcoming episode on the Triple T podcast where they will discuss the year 1994. Taxpayers should not have to fund stadium renovations for wealthy team ownersPeople tend to eat unhealthily when they are aloneThere are many different types of cheese with unique flavorsCreative food videos can be entertaining and popularEpisode 245 Quotes"It's not the best for them, I'll tell you that.""I thought for sure as soon as the computer loaded up, time for an update. And I'm like, fucking do it. I fucking dare you.""They are addicted and apparently they are like super lazy, they're getting fat.""They can't afford the renovations on their stadium because they paid Bobby Witt too much money.""Taxpayers who fund stadium renovations should get discounted tickets.""When the wife and kids are away, I become the bachelor that never was."Support our friends of the showCopper Johns Beard Company: thebestbeardproducts.comBeard Laws Studio - https://beardlawsstudio.comWhiskey Towers - https://whiskeytowers.com/?ref=jALaEM7_LmRwkFSasquatch Tea Company - https://sasquatchtea.com/?fbclid=PAAaZ1eF4usnIJ3I_vUYf4qye4bNU7zS1A-2EG61x0SNCsCBY31WoCMjK2DswMustache Mate - https://mustachemate.com/Black Beard Fire - https://blackbeardfire.com/beardlawsDraft Top - https://drafttop.kckb.st/beardlawsPast Ball Podcast - https://beacons.ai/pastballThat One Story Podcast - https://anchor.fm/that-one-storyYore Town Podcast - https://beacons.ai/yoretownFindlay Hats (Code BEARDLAWS) - https://www.findlayhats.com/Puffin Dirinkwear - https://get.aspr.app/SHICI Use Code BEARDLAWSBooze Veteran - https://boozeveteran.com/Vermont Flannels - https://www.vermontflannel.com/?aff=52

Ghost Poop and Bidet Banter In this conversation on the Stay Outta My Fridge Podcast, Matt, Yuban, and Brandon discuss a wide range of topics related to bodily functions, bathroom habits, and personal experiences. It includes humorous anecdotes, shared experiences, and discussions about the impact of food, drinks, and lifestyle choices on digestive health. The conversation is candid, lighthearted, and relatable, providing a humorous take on everyday bodily functions and experiences. The conversation covers a wide range of topics, including spicy food experiences, digestive issues, personal grooming, and fast food reviews. The hosts share personal anecdotes and engage in humorous banter throughout the episode.Episode 244 Key PointsThe impact of food and drinks on digestive healthThe relatable and humorous nature of everyday bodily functionsThe use of bidets and bathroom hygiene practicesThe influence of lifestyle choices on bathroom habits Spicy food experiences can vary from enjoyable to painful, leading to digestive discomfort.Personal grooming and beard care are important topics for the hosts, with a focus on beard maintenance and grooming products.Fast food reviews and recommendations are shared, highlighting specific menu items and their value for money.The conversation is filled with personal anecdotes and humorous banter, creating an engaging and entertaining listening experience.Episode 244 Quotes"Mine are if they're solid. I'm like, man, that was a good fucking day today.""I know shit came out of my ass. I know that a poop came out and I went to wipe. There was shit, but I looked down and there was no turd in the toilet and I did not flush. How does that happen?""If they're doing that, I am pushing everything, because I don't want them to hear me. So if that person's being loud, I'm going to try to coordinate mine to go along with theirs. So it's a team effort.""I've had a couple of times where I've eaten some hot sauces like this one from Elijah's Extreme called Extreme Regret, which is, yeah, it's got scorpion pepper, it's got Carolina Reaper.""As soon as I eat the meal, my body's like, you can't have this much food in you without getting rid, so we can have some room to work this down. I have to poop within 20 minutes eating.""You ever had one of those that it's like the consistency of like melted Reese's it's like a little sandy or grainy and just like chocolate melted chocolate and peanut butter yummy."Support our friends of the showCopper Johns Beard Company: thebestbeardproducts.comBeard Laws Studio - https://beardlawsstudio.comWhiskey Towers - https://whiskeytowers.com/?ref=jALaEM7_LmRwkFSasquatch Tea Company - https://sasquatchtea.com/?fbclid=PAAaZ1eF4usnIJ3I_vUYf4qye4bNU7zS1A-2EG61x0SNCsCBY31WoCMjK2DswMustache Mate - https://mustachemate.com/Black Beard Fire - https://blackbeardfire.com/beardlawsDraft Top - https://drafttop.kckb.st/beardlawsPast Ball Podcast - https://beacons.ai/pastballThat One Story Podcast - https://anchor.fm/that-one-storyYore Town Podcast - https://beacons.ai/yoretownFindlay Hats (Code BEARDLAWS) - https://www.findlayhats.com/Puffin Dirinkwear - https://get.aspr.app/SHICI Use Code BEARDLAWSBooze Veteran - https://boozeveteran.com/Vermont Flannels - https://www.vermontflannel.com/?aff=52

Gen Z Cancels Ankle Socks and Bad UmpsIn this conversation on the Stay Outta My Fridge Podcast, Matt, Yuban, and Brandon discuss a wide range of topics, including personal experiences, school policies, mustache wax, and football. The hosts engage in humorous banter and share anecdotes about their lives and interests. The conversation covers a wide range of topics, including football, umpires, food, and more. The hosts share personal experiences and opinions on various subjects, creating an engaging and entertaining dialogue.Episode 243 Key PointsThe conversation covers a variety of lighthearted and relatable topics.The hosts share personal experiences and engage in humorous banter.The discussion includes insights into school policies and the challenges of parenting.Anecdotes about mustache wax and football add an entertaining element to the conversation. The hosts have diverse interests and engage in lively discussions on a variety of topics.The conversation is light-hearted and humorous, making it an enjoyable listen for the audience.Personal experiences and anecdotes add depth and relatability to the conversation, creating a sense of connection with the hosts.The hosts share their opinions and perspectives on different subjects, sparking thought-provoking and entertaining dialogue.Episode 243 Quotes"Are they the high top socks? No, they're supposed to be no show. I just kind of pulled up these things. Honestly, it's like my underwear. I probably keep them around a lot longer than they need to.""And you talked about this, you've been too, when it comes to underwear, man, like there's nothing greater than putting on a new pair of socks, a clean, fresh pair of socks. I mean, not that you put on dirty socks, but a nice fluffy new pair of socks. It gives a man some confidence.""I had no idea how old it was. If you would have told me cops in the 80s, I would have 100 % believed you. Absolutely.""That's a t-shirt.""Mmm, I want you to press my buttons."Support our friends of the showCopper Johns Beard Company: thebestbeardproducts.comBeard Laws Studio - https://beardlawsstudio.comWhiskey Towers - https://whiskeytowers.com/?ref=jALaEM7_LmRwkFSasquatch Tea Company - https://sasquatchtea.com/?fbclid=PAAaZ1eF4usnIJ3I_vUYf4qye4bNU7zS1A-2EG61x0SNCsCBY31WoCMjK2DswMustache Mate - https://mustachemate.com/Black Beard Fire - https://blackbeardfire.com/beardlawsDraft Top - https://drafttop.kckb.st/beardlawsPast Ball Podcast - https://beacons.ai/pastballThat One Story Podcast - https://anchor.fm/that-one-storyYore Town Podcast - https://beacons.ai/yoretownFindlay Hats (Code BEARDLAWS) - https://www.findlayhats.com/Puffin Dirinkwear - https://get.aspr.app/SHICI Use Code BEARDLAWSBooze Veteran - https://boozeveteran.com/

Making a Positive Impact in the WorldIn this conversation on the Stay Outta My Fridge Podcast, Matt and Brandon discuss various topics including prom, track and field events, renaming their podcast, AI technology, and the impact of their content creation. They also touch on the idea of creating AI versions of themselves and the concept of leaving a lasting impact. The conversation explores the themes of finding meaning in life, the challenges of content creation, the importance of balance, the impact of positive and negative experiences, and the value of surrounding oneself with good people. The hosts discuss the significance of family and parenting, the need for self-reflection and personal growth, and the power of making a positive impact in the world. They also touch on the changing landscape of social media and the importance of not relying solely on it for validation or happiness.Episode 242 Key PointsProm traditions have evolved over time, with some schools now organizing overnight parties to ensure the safety of students.Track and field events can be physically demanding, and the hosts reflect on their own experiences with running.The podcast has been renamed to 'Stay Out of My Fridge' and will feature new segments and a potential audiobook discussion.AI technology is advancing rapidly, with the ability to create AI versions of individuals based on their voice and personality.Leaving a lasting impact is important to both hosts, and they discuss the potential legacy of their content creation. Finding meaning in life is important, and it often comes from experiences and relationships rather than external achievements.Content creation can be fulfilling, but it's important not to rely on it for validation or happiness.Balancing work, personal interests, and family is crucial for overall well-being.Surrounding oneself with positive and supportive people can have a significant impact on personal growth and happiness.Making a positive impact in the world, whether through volunteering or being a good role model, can bring a sense of purpose and fulfillment.Episode 242 Quotes"I'm joined by Brandon J. McDermott my favorite voice in the entire internet""I like that this school has an overnight party. So you go to prom, then they bus you to the school.""Dude takes off his suit like Superman. He's got his track attire on, goes and runs a race, puts the suit back on and away they go.""Terrible Mondays make great Fridays.""Content creators is not a job that you would want to do forever.""Is it worth the squeeze in their own life?"Support our friends of the showCopper Johns Beard Company: thebestbeardproducts.comBeard Laws Studio - https://beardlawsstudio.comWhiskey Towers - https://whiskeytowers.com/?ref=jALaEM7_LmRwkFSasquatch Tea Company - https://sasquatchtea.com/?fbclid=PAAaZ1eF4usnIJ3I_vUYf4qye4bNU7zS1A-2EG61x0SNCsCBY31WoCMjK2DswMustache Mate - https://mustachemate.com/Black Beard Fire - https://blackbeardfire.com/beardlawsDraft Top - https://drafttop.kckb.st/beardlawsPast Ball Podcast - https://beacons.ai/pastballThat One Story Podcast - https://anchor.fm/that-one-storyYore Town Podcast - https://beacons.ai/yoretownFindlay Hats (Code BEARDLAWS) - https://www.findlayhats.com/Puffin Dirinkwear - https://get.aspr.app/SHICI Use Code BEARDLAWSBooze Veteran - https://boozeveteran.com/

Jungle Law and RebrandingIn this conversation, Beard Laws and Yuban Whakinov discuss various topics, including Mother's Day, taking care of their wives, and Yuban's ankle injury. They also talk about a lawyer named Jungle Law and his interesting advertisements. The conversation takes a humorous and lighthearted tone throughout. In this conversation, Yuban and Beard Laws discuss their experiences with mobile apps and games, including using apps to prank friends, playing Clash of Clans, and using hacks to cheat in games. They also talk about their kids' musical talents and their love for Disney songs. Towards the end, they announce that they will be renaming the Beard Laws podcast to 'Stay Out Of My Fridge' and discuss their upcoming episodes.Episode 241 Key PointsMother's Day is an important day to show appreciation and take care of the mothers in our livesTaking care of our partners and making them happy can lead to a happier householdJungle Law is a lawyer with unique and humorous advertisementsAnkle injuries can be inconvenient and painful The hosts reminisce about using mobile apps to prank friends and cheat in games.They discuss their kids' musical talents and their love for Disney songs.The hosts announce that the Beard Laws podcast will be renamed to 'Stay Out Of My Fridge'.They tease upcoming episodes on movie villains and the most dangerous person.Episode 241 Quotes"The price is wrong. I love in that shirt. Happy Gilmore.""Yeah, talking about a motherfucking Mother's Day. That sucked.""Mm -hmm. You rubbed them for a good 20 minutes. Loosen up them jaw muscles. It's go time.""I just always had an app that was, oh God, but this was back when, shit, Android probably only had like four phones.""Mine, I just, everyone kept like just getting better and better because they're investing so much money into this. I'm like, I'm not putting any money in this.""They found out, kick me out."Support our friends of the showCopper Johns Beard Company: thebestbeardproducts.comBeard Laws Studio - https://beardlawsstudio.comWhiskey Towers - https://whiskeytowers.com/?ref=jALaEM7_LmRwkFSasquatch Tea Company - https://sasquatchtea.com/?fbclid=PAAaZ1eF4usnIJ3I_vUYf4qye4bNU7zS1A-2EG61x0SNCsCBY31WoCMjK2DswMustache Mate - https://mustachemate.com/Black Beard Fire - https://blackbeardfire.com/beardlawsDraft Top - https://drafttop.kckb.st/beardlawsPast Ball Podcast - https://beacons.ai/pastballThat One Story Podcast - https://anchor.fm/that-one-storyYore Town Podcast - https://beacons.ai/yoretownFindlay Hats (Code BEARDLAWS) - https://www.findlayhats.com/Puffin Dirinkwear - https://get.aspr.app/SHICI Use Code BEARDLAWSBooze Veteran - https://boozeveteran.com/

On this week of the Beard Laws Podcast presented by the Beard Laws Studio, the conversation covers various topics including food, dad life, humor, and random discussions. Some potential podcast names include S'more Than Dads, Backyard Dads, Dad's Secret Stash, and Stay Out of My Fridge. The main themes are dads, food, life lessons, and humor. In this conversation, the hosts discuss various topics including secret stashes, restaurant experiences, and the impact of the pandemic on businesses. They also share their favorite sandwich places and the changes they've observed in the industry. The conversation is filled with humor and personal anecdotes.Episode 240 Key PointsThe conversation revolves around various topics including food, dad life, and humor.Potential podcast names include S'more Than Dads, Backyard Dads, Dad's Secret Stash, and Stay Out of My Fridge.The main themes of the conversation are dads, food, life lessons, and humor. The hosts share their experiences and preferences when it comes to secret stashes and hiding places.They discuss the convenience and challenges of using food delivery apps and the changes in the restaurant industry.The conversation highlights the impact of the pandemic on businesses, including the shift to takeout and delivery services.They express their love for sandwiches and recommend their favorite sandwich places.The hosts share humorous stories and engage in light-hearted banter throughout the conversation.Episode 240 Quotes"Boobs, bonfires, and butt holes.""Dad's Secret Stash: Uncovering the Hidden Gems of Dad Life""Beer belly laughs? Ooh, that's a beer belly laughs.""I saw something the other day on the social medias where somebody took a frozen mixed vegetable bag and tied it up with a bread tie. But inside of that bag was all of the candy. And I was like, my kids will never find my secret stash.""Welcome everybody to Sticky Sheets Podcast.""Father's Forbidden Files."Support our friends of the showCopper Johns Beard Company: thebestbeardproducts.comBeard Laws Studio - https://beardlawsstudio.comWhiskey Towers - https://whiskeytowers.com/?ref=jALaEM7_LmRwkFSasquatch Tea Company - https://sasquatchtea.com/?fbclid=PAAaZ1eF4usnIJ3I_vUYf4qye4bNU7zS1A-2EG61x0SNCsCBY31WoCMjK2DswMustache Mate - https://mustachemate.com/Black Beard Fire - https://blackbeardfire.com/beardlawsDraft Top - https://drafttop.kckb.st/beardlawsPast Ball Podcast - https://beacons.ai/pastballThat One Story Podcast - https://anchor.fm/that-one-storyYore Town Podcast - https://beacons.ai/yoretownFindlay Hats (Code BEARDLAWS) - https://www.findlayhats.com/Puffin Dirinkwear - https://get.aspr.app/SHICI Use Code BEARDLAWSBooze Veteran - https://boozeveteran.com/Chapters00:00 Introduction and Discussion about the Book 'Everybody Poops'01:29 Proposed Name Change for the Podcast05:39 The Free-Flowing Nature of the Conversations08:20 Discussion about a Golf Simulator Experience11:49 Spicy Food and Butthole Experiences16:30 Exploring Potential Podcast Names21:26 Exploring the Theme of Dad's Secret Stash21:52 The Art of the Secret Stash22:47 Navigating the World of Food Delivery Apps23:59 The Impact of the Pandemic on Restaurants26:16 In Praise of Sandwiches36:21 Humor and Banter: A Light-hearted Conversation

This week on the Beard Laws Podcast the conversation starts with technical difficulties and the hosts discussing their recent golf tournament. They talk about their experiences, including consuming edibles and playing golf. They also discuss their golfing skills, equipment, and the prices of food at sporting events. The conversation then shifts to hotel ratings and their recent hotel stay. They discuss the amenities and cleanliness of the hotel. In this conversation, Beard Laws and Yuban Whakinov discuss their experiences staying at hotels and their thoughts on fast food chains like Subway. They also talk about their love for retro-themed hotels and the nostalgia associated with them. The conversation touches on topics such as hotel amenities, room noise, hotel phone pranks, and the quality of food at Subway. The hosts share their personal anecdotes and opinions throughout the conversation.TakeawaysTechnical difficulties can occur during recordings.Consuming edibles can enhance the golfing experience.Golfing skills and equipment can vary among individuals.Food prices at sporting events can be expensive.Hotel ratings are based on amenities and services provided.The cleanliness of a hotel can greatly impact the guest experience. Hotels with retro themes and amenities can evoke a sense of nostalgia and provide a unique experience for guests.Room noise can be a common issue in hotels, and it can affect the quality of sleep for guests.Hotel phone pranks can be a fun way to play jokes on friends or fellow guests, but it's important to be considerate and not disturb others.The quality of food at fast food chains like Subway can vary, and personal preferences play a significant role in determining whether a particular chain is enjoyable or not.Episode Ep. 238 Quotes"Sometimes even hardwires can lead to slow wiring.""It wasn't a 420 golf tournament. It was a golf tournament that landed on April 20th.""I played well and probably ate no joke at least 70 milligrams worth of edibles.""The rooms were much nicer. The beds were comfy and everything compared to the one that we just spent way more money.""Make sure you scan your card when you get in the elevator or it will not bring you to the third level.""Let's bring these back."