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Ep. 5 - Garden variety zombie

Season 1, Ep. 5

The gang re-delves Arrowpeak Dungeon to retrieve some roots and loots! Patty basks in the mob she fomented, Zelf makes use of his hot hands, Janni gets sloppy, and Astra's going to need a nap. Lessons learned: sometimes when you touch grass, it touches back!


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A time-loop comedy real-play show featuring an original campaign, based on Pathfinder, where four heroes of varying skills, attractiveness, and stupidity, race against time to prevent a war. Featuring the talents of game master Jenna Stoeber, Justin Green, Caitlin Stayduhar, Andrew Hansen, and Paul Luetkemeyer. Email us at BurntCookBookParty@gmail.com or find us on Twitter @BCBparty.

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  • Trailer

    02:29
    A D&D real play show featuring an original Pathfinder campaign where four heroes of varying skills, attractiveness, and stupidity, race against time to prevent a war... and prevent a time loop from resetting the whole game! Featuring the talents of game master Justin Green, Jenna Stoeber, Caitlin Stayduhar, Andrew Hansen, and Paul Luetkemeyer.Join our Patreon at www.patreon.com/bcbpartyA time-loop comedy real-play show featuring an original campaign, based on Pathfinder, where four heroes of varying skills, attractiveness, and stupidity, race against time to prevent a war. Featuring the talents of game master Jenna Stoeber, Justin Green, Caitlin Stayduhar, Andrew Hansen, and Paul Luetkemeyer. Email us at BurntCookBookParty@gmail.com or find us on Twitter @BCBparty.
  • 1. Ep. 1 - Welcome to Shadowend

    54:11
    Our party arrives at Shadowend, the prestigious military academy, and learn the grim truth about why they have been gathered. We met our player characters, Astra Blep, Janni Brightchild, Patty Hurts, and Zelf (with manservant Manny). Friends and enemies made (with some overlap), cakes sliced, and not a single lie told, wow! What a good foot to start on.Join the BCBP Patreon at www.patreon.com/bcbpartyBurnt Cook Book Party is a time-loop comedy actual play show featuring an original campaign, based on Pathfinder, where four heroes of varying skills, attractiveness, and stupidity, race against time to prevent a war. Featuring the talents of host Jenna Stoeber, game master Justin Green, Caitlin Stayduhar, Andrew Hansen, and Paul Luetkemeyer. Email us at BurntCookBookParty@gmail.com, or find us on Tumblr @BCBparty or Twitter @BCBparty.NPCs mentioned in this episode:Bovil Flashforge - The team's commander at Shadowend.Aeyrin Starsinger - A shadowend student under Bantaro Valentine who has competed with Patty for acting roles.Spira Adven - Demigod of Yris, founder of Shadowend.And introducing:Castien Grefiel - A fellow Shadowend student and a paladin of Gavelyne. He is on Commander Windstar's squadRachiel Windstar - Shadowend Commander, former General in the Birwine Army. Leads a team of paladins, including Castien.Pearl Pervalur - A Shadowend student obsessed with Patty Hurts.Manny Meadowsweet - Zelf's manservant and apprentice, studying to be a magical chef.Glorihan Phirel - A goth Shadowend student, on Mistmourn's squad.Abraham and Nieven - A Shadowend student in Mistmourn's squad. Both Abraham and Nieven claim to be the real, singular Abraham Nieven.Valkanth Ventori - Head commander of Shadowend.
  • 2. Ep. 2 - Janni Squad

    01:05:36
    Bets are made, trysts overheard, and mentors sobered up. We see our party's personal connections to the endangered island of Newhaven.Join our Patreon at www.patreon.com/bcbpartyA time-loop comedy real-play show featuring an original campaign, based on Pathfinder, where four heroes of varying skills, attractiveness, and stupidity, race against time to prevent a war. Featuring the talents of game master Jenna Stoeber, Justin Green, Caitlin Stayduhar, Andrew Hansen, and Paul Luetkemeyer. Email us at BurntCookBookParty@gmail.com or find us on Twitter @BCBparty.NPCs in this episode:Valkanth Ventori - Head commander of Shadowend.Pearl Pervalur - A Shadowend student obsessed with Patty Hurts.Glorihan Phirel - A goth Shadowend student, on Mistmourn's squad. From Faenalin, the same city as Astra.Bovil Flashforge - The team's commander at Shadowend and an astronomer.Introducing:Adrienne Mistmourn - Shadowend Commander of the Wizard Squad, which includes Glorihan, Abraaham, Nieven, and Caeda.Inspector Nipip - A paladin and divine health inspector from Mealnor, Zelf's hometown.Gorwin Clove - Shadowend Commander of the Druid Squad, specializing in nature classes.Urgon - Shadowend Commander of the Crafter squad, training students in alchemy and crafting.Taft Warsoul - Shadowend Commander of the Bro Squad, focusing on battle and dungeon diving.Nerissa Endove - A Shadowend student training with Commander Sylrona Bantaro - Shadowend Commander of the Bard Squad, an expert pianist and musician.Soora Sylrona - Shadowend Commander of the Rogue Squad, master of spycraft.Harvel Glasscannon - A Shadowend student rumored to be the reincarnation of Aredus, the Archmage of Errosia. He is a wizard but is in hiding on a Paladin squad.Aredus (mentioned) - Now-deceased Archmage of Errosia during the Great War.Reskarus Anti-Imperialism Defenders (RAID) - Patty's former squad of revolutionaries. Formed in reaction to the creation of the Triad Nations.Chet Gerbilla - Leader of RAID, a stout gerbil Hemmifer Twistroot - Friend of Patty, a RAID member.Bruler - An anarchemist affiliated with RAID but not a part of it. He's into Patty, but who isn't.Orim - A Brightsoul missionary and Janni's master.Gamwir - Janni saved his life at the Battle of Vedogzon, which Janni cannot remember.
  • 3. Ep. 3 - Bread Map

    01:01:46
    The party makes plans for the Arrowpeak competition, using all of their cooking, cartography, and charming skills. Janni helps too, probably.Join our Patreon at www.patreon.com/bcbpartyA time-loop comedy real-play show featuring an original campaign, based on Pathfinder, where four heroes of varying skills, attractiveness, and stupidity, race against time to prevent a war. Featuring the talents of game master Jenna Stoeber, Justin Green, Caitlin Stayduhar, Andrew Hansen, and Paul Luetkemeyer. Email us at BurntCookBookParty@gmail.com or find us on Twitter @BCBparty.
  • 4. Ep. 4 - Cartoon Ankle Noose

    01:09:00
    The Little Stranger causes trouble, the gang enters Arrowpeak Dungeon, and they meet their first COMBAT. Everybody gets a hand on the flag, but this is a dungeon not a relay!Join our Patreon at www.patreon.com/bcbpartyA time-loop comedy real-play show featuring an original campaign, based on Pathfinder, where four heroes of varying skills, attractiveness, and stupidity, race against time to prevent a war. Featuring the talents of game master Jenna Stoeber, Justin Green, Caitlin Stayduhar, Andrew Hansen, and Paul Luetkemeyer. Email us at BurntCookBookParty@gmail.com or find us on Twitter @BCBparty.
  • 6. Ep. 6 - Who knows who's coming back

    01:12:16
    The necromancer is investigated, deals for meals made, and the group's leader Bovil turns up sober. But absolutely NONE OF THAT MATTERS because of what's in BOVIL'S JOURNAL.Join our Patreon at www.patreon.com/bcbpartyA time-loop comedy real-play show featuring an original campaign, based on Pathfinder, where four heroes of varying skills, attractiveness, and stupidity, race against time to prevent a war. Featuring the talents of game master Jenna Stoeber, Justin Green, Caitlin Stayduhar, Andrew Hansen, and Paul Luetkemeyer. Email us at BurntCookBookParty@gmail.com or find us on Twitter @BCBparty.
  • 7. Ep. 7 - The Dinner Party

    01:01:04
    This is the Dinner Party episode. That is all.Join our Patreon at www.patreon.com/bcbpartyA time-loop comedy real-play show featuring an original campaign, based on Pathfinder, where four heroes of varying skills, attractiveness, and stupidity, race against time to prevent a war. Featuring the talents of game master Jenna Stoeber, Justin Green, Caitlin Stayduhar, Andrew Hansen, and Paul Luetkemeyer. Email us at BurntCookBookParty@gmail.com or find us on Twitter @BCBparty.
  • 8. Ep. 8 - Baby Angel

    58:55
    The gang sort-of comes to terms with the time loop, hatches a plan, and does a makeover. Did you know BABY ANGEL is in this episode?! OMG he's soooo cool!!BTW an image of the map (as discussed early in this episode) can be found on our Twitter, @BCBparty.Join our Patreon at www.patreon.com/bcbpartyA time-loop comedy real-play show featuring an original campaign, based on Pathfinder, where four heroes of varying skills, attractiveness, and stupidity, race against time to prevent a war. Featuring the talents of game master Jenna Stoeber, Justin Green, Caitlin Stayduhar, Andrew Hansen, and Paul Luetkemeyer. Email us at BurntCookBookParty@gmail.com or find us on Twitter @BCBparty.