BABY PARTY

"Switching Off Half of Kenya" is quite literally a "solution" being -- to some degree -- considered by some of our techno-maniac overlords. These BIG men (and women, and themen) of industry are quite literally psychotic. They are without a doubt attempting to accomplish one of the following two goals: 1) Enslaving as much of the lesser-than population as possible (via AI, robotics, military, etc); or 2) Laying a very sophisticated, interwoven, and largely misunderstood groundwork to eventually enable suggestion #1 -- with entire economies of scale (aka trillions of USD dollars) funding every aspect. In the meanwhile, what are we going to do about it?Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content!↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓www.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCASThttps://www.tomshardware.com/tech-industry/microsofts-1-billion-kenya-data-center-stalls-over-disagreements-on-power-capacityhttps://www.tomshardware.com/tech-industry/georgia-data-center-used-29-million-gallons-of-waterwww.washingtonexaminer.com/in_focus/4571180/utah-data-center-plan-massive-backlash/https://www.reddit.com/r/theydidthemath/comments/1t8x38i/request_does_the_23_atomic_bombs_worth_of_heat/

The title isn't some weird wacky bullshit I made up just to be kooky and crazy, it is literally the subject of this weeks episode. Also, I present a couple of mysteries to the boys to discuss, and we all kinda realize in the same moment who our favorite standup comedian is. I know I've said it a lot, but this week's article is truly one of the worst things we've ever read. It's getting pretty bleak folks.Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content!↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓www.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCASThttps://www.businessinsider.com/inside-nyc-ai-psychosis-summit-party-anthropic-claude-code-2026-5

Sorry gang, we took a bit of an unexpected break but we're back. We talk about autonomous robots, and a new doozy of a massive corporate takeover. I try out a hilarious new Michael Jackson bit I'm working on for my hilarious standup routine, and share how I snorted some pee.Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content!↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓www.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCASThttps://www.restaurantbusinessonline.com/financing/sysco-acquire-restaurant-depot-291bhttps://www.foxnews.com/tech/humanoid-robots-hit-mass-production-china.amp

Apparently articles need to be written about waiting in line, how to do it, and how to escape boredom like its the friggen grim reaper. A couple of extremely stupid articles lead us to an interesting discussion on why we Americans might have such an unhealthy relationship to boredom.Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content!↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓www.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCASThttps://www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/2026/03/waiting-boredom-books/686606/

Me and Harry just yuck it up and have a lot of fun. We end up talking about celebrities, ex-pats, ketchup, and how Reddit is convinced I'm Filipino. No article!Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content!↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓www.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCAST

We talk about the many AMAZING ways the United States of America is so AWESOME and COOL. We love spending billions upon billions on AI infusions into war-making techno-bots, we love tinkering around with lab-grown homunculi, we love our oceans full of plastic (and we like that plastic to be potentially unremovable). Only freedom-haters disagree.Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content!↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓www.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCASThttps://defence-blog.com/u-s-army-awards-anduril-20b-contract-for-ai-battlefield-network/?amphttps://www.inc.com/maria-jose-gutierrez-chavez/scientists-taught-a-petri-dish-of-brain-cells-to-play-doom-theyre-getting-better/91312119https://www.earth.com/news/surprise-study-some-scientists-want-to-stop-cleaning-plastic-from-earth-oceans/