BABY PARTY

Apparently articles need to be written about waiting in line, how to do it, and how to escape boredom like its the friggen grim reaper. A couple of extremely stupid articles lead us to an interesting discussion on why we Americans might have such an unhealthy relationship to boredom.Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content!↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓www.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCASThttps://www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/2026/03/waiting-boredom-books/686606/

Me and Harry just yuck it up and have a lot of fun. We end up talking about celebrities, ex-pats, ketchup, and how Reddit is convinced I'm Filipino. No article!Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content!↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓www.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCAST

We talk about the many AMAZING ways the United States of America is so AWESOME and COOL. We love spending billions upon billions on AI infusions into war-making techno-bots, we love tinkering around with lab-grown homunculi, we love our oceans full of plastic (and we like that plastic to be potentially unremovable). Only freedom-haters disagree.Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content!↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓www.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCASThttps://defence-blog.com/u-s-army-awards-anduril-20b-contract-for-ai-battlefield-network/?amphttps://www.inc.com/maria-jose-gutierrez-chavez/scientists-taught-a-petri-dish-of-brain-cells-to-play-doom-theyre-getting-better/91312119https://www.earth.com/news/surprise-study-some-scientists-want-to-stop-cleaning-plastic-from-earth-oceans/

Harry educates us on HB 945, an extremely scary bill currently making it's way through Florida's legislative system, that would effectively lay the groundwork for creating their own state-level CIA. We learn about so-called "pattern of life" data, we all get very scared, and I rant about a local restaurant experience.Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content!↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓www.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCASThttps://www.flsenate.gov/Session/Bill/2026/945/ByVersion

I consult my notes, and blurt out some thoughts I had on what internet peoples are saying about the new Jim Carrey clone. We bounce around a bit all while orbiting this idea of 'why can't people question things?' and muse on who might benefit when public inquisitiveness is quashed. No article this week!Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content!↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓www.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCAST

Me and Harry jump right into it this week. First we share some new and interesting information about microchipping your pets. If this affects you and your fur-friends, don't worry as it is only coming about 2 years late. Then, for the majority of the episode we roast two NYT opinion piece MORONS who think our current industrialized food system is great! Apparently all it needs is the ol' college try! BOOOOOO!!!Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content!↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓www.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCASThttps://www.nytimes.com/2026/02/08/opinion/food-industrial-local-organic.html