BABY PARTY

We don't mention it during this ep, but me and Harry are pod-ing together irl! This was a first for us, so the audio isn't the best, but all in all I think it came out good. We make good on an intention I expressed a while back, and dive into the wretched, putrefied, toxic, world of vacation cruises. Turns out they are possibly even worse than we previously thought. Enjoy!Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content!↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓www.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCASThttps://www.businessinsider.com/cruise-hater-first-vacation-experience-2026-1

We dilly dally for a bit, David brings up another type of guy to hate on, and Harry serves us an article. thetelegraph.co.uk is trying to pull a fast one on us, so it seems, to dissuade people from feeling good about their own little backyard gardens.Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content!↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓www.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCASThttps://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/01/22/carbon-footprint-homegrown-food-allotment-increase/

We give a few thoughts on the recent news of our fooley-magoolying down in Venezuela, and then hit up a few different articles. Don't worry, you'll also get your weekly dose of some new horrifying microplastic news. Go get Part 2 over at our Patreon:Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content!↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓www.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCASThttps://scitechdaily.com/microplastics-burrow-into-blood-vessels-and-fuel-heart-disease/

Got an extra long episode for yous this week to ring in the new year with. You might be looking at the episode length, and thinking to yourself "2 HOURS AND 13 MINUTES?!!! WHAT IN THE JUMPIN JIMMINY GEE-WIZ GOO GOO GAA GAA — IM POSTING ON THE INTERNET IN 2026 SO I HAVE TO CENSOR MYSELF AND TALK LIKE A BABY — JILAKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT COULD THEY BE TALKING ABOUT FOR SO DAMN LONG?!!!! We go over an incredible article that Christian whipped out detailing and discussing the anarcho-capitalist "start-up" city of "Próspera", and maaaaaaaaan it really never gets old ragging on these people and their harebrained ways of thinking. They truly are the dumbest losers of all time.https://www.nytimes.com/2024/08/28/magazine/prospera-honduras-crypto.htmlPatreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content!↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓www.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCAST

Sorry for the late drop on this episode, blame xmas.Our most favoritest, hatedest, big, scary, technopolist, war-profiteer freak-a-zoid, Palmer Luckey, is back in the news AGAIN. Believe me when I say that I truly do hate talking about this guy, but until the general public gets hip to what this psycho is up to, I feel like we have a duty to continue covering him.https://www.businessinsider.com/palmer-luckey-america-worlds-gun-store-defense-tech-2025-12Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content!↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓www.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCAST

We talk about the recently posted, and quickly pulled, McDonald's AI-generated Christmas ad. I thought we would just rag on it and move onto other material, but it ended up sparking an interesting discussion about how even advertising now seems emblematic of our collective, societal, continual descent further and further into the pits of hell.https://nypost.com/2025/12/10/lifestyle/mcdondalds-pulls-ai-christmas-ad-after-viewer-backlash/Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content!↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓www.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCAST