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The Dave & Austin Show

Trump, Elton John & the Weirdest Internet Stories

Ep. 2

Dave Landau joins Austin Anderson for a completely unhinged episode covering Trump, Elton John in a Donald Duck costume, bizarre internet lore, open mic chaos, weird news, and the kind of conversations that go off the rails in the best possible way.

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