The Dave & Austin Show

A man facing life in prison has one final request before pleading guilty: a Philly cheesesteak, fries, and a Pepsi. Apparently, justice comes with a side of fries.This week on The Dave & Austin Show, Dave Landau and Austin Anderson dive headfirst into another collection of videos proving that humanity has completely lost its damn mind.We're talking bizarre alternative therapies, a wedding celebration that goes horribly wrong, mermaids swimming in questionable water, the absolute chaos of Walmart, sheep with suspiciously enormous backsides, and a courtroom negotiation involving a sandwich.Plus, a street fight you have to see to believe, a cheerleader causing confusion in Tulsa, and possibly the greatest rendition of Wonderwall ever performed.Subscribe, like, and share The Dave & Austin Show!Dave and Austin are concerned, but they're still gonna laugh while the whole thing burns.#DaveLandau #AustinAnderson #ComedyPodcast #reactionvideo PATREON: Become a Concerned Citizen for the full bonus episode and catch up on past Patreon episodes.► Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/thedaveandaustinshowEvery Saturday at 10AM► Subscribe to the Dave & Austin Show YouTube channel: @daveandaustinshow ►Dave & Austin's Store: https://dave-austin-shop.fourthwall.com► Listen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6RhlZ1WWkcR0xa9juvUqnk?si=e302d0ffa9ac4477► Listen on Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/austin-anderson-with-guest-dave-landau/id1892086967

Satan has apparently found his way into local government. And somehow, that's not even the weirdest thing happening this week. Dave Landau and Austin Anderson are back for another episode of the agenda, diving headfirst into the absolute circus of modern civilization. This week, we're talking about: A satanic prayer at an Iowa city council meeting The Shane Gillis controversy and the outrage surrounding comedy, Donald Trump's unusual appreciation for another man's physique, R. Kelly's bizarre performance in Uganda, Akon getting trapped in a giant bubble during a concert, Mike Tyson's brutally honest thoughts about death and legacy, and Aging rock stars who might need a hospice nurse more than a tour manager It's comedy, culture, politics, and the kind of human stupidity you couldn't make up if you tried. #DaveLandau #AustinAnderson #ComedyPodcast #reactionvideo PATREON: Become a Concerned Citizen for the full bonus episode and catch up on past Patreon episodes. ► Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/thedaveandaustinshow Every Saturday at 10AM ► Subscribe to the Dave & Austin Show YouTube channel: @daveandaustinshow ►Dave & Austin's Store: https://dave-austin-shop.fourthwall.com ► Listen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6RhlZ1WWkcR0xa9juvUqnk?si=e302d0ffa9ac4477 ► Listen on Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/austin-anderson-with-guest-dave-landau/id1892086967

This week, Dave and Austin discover what happens when a man puts a queen bee where absolutely no queen bee belongs — and somehow turn it into the origin story for the worst superhero ever created. Also in this episode: Donald Trump Jr.’s trip to India, a slaughterhouse employee with the most terrifying answer imaginable, a man building an increasingly disturbing backyard training facility, firefighters straight out of a silent movie, childhood sleepover pranks, a catastrophic Jasmine makeup tutorial, the worst police escape attempt ever caught on camera, and the argument for making a hyena the official mascot of the show.PATREON: Become a Concerned Citizen for the full bonus episode and catch up on past Patreon episodes. ► Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/thedaveandaustinshow Every Saturday at 10AM ► Subscribe to the Dave & Austin Show YouTube channel: @daveandaustinshow ►Dave & Austin's Store: https://dave-austin-shop.fourthwall.com► Listen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6RhlZ1WWkcR0xa9juvUqnk?si=e302d0ffa9ac4477 ► Listen on Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/austin-anderson-with-guest-dave-landau/id1892086967

This week, men pay for toe toast, a literal Foot God, men hanging blocks of cheese from places cheese should never be attached, masculinity camps, catastrophic internet stunts, the glory days of McDonald’s supersizing, distracted drivers filming their own crashes, and Austin’s deeply unfortunate encounter with a gym hot tub that eventually had to be filled with concrete.Watch the full episode, then join us on Patreon for everything we couldn’t put on YouTube.#DaveLandau #AustinAnderson #ComedyPodcast #reactionvideo PATREON: Become a Concerned Citizen for the full bonus episode and catch up on past Patreon episodes.► Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/thedaveandaustinshowEvery Saturday at 10AM► Subscribe to the Dave & Austin Show YouTube channel: @daveandaustinshow ►Dave & Austin's Store: https://dave-austin-shop.fourthwall.com► Listen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6RhlZ1WWkcR0xa9juvUqnk?si=e302d0ffa9ac4477► Listen on Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/austin-anderson-with-guest-dave-landau/id1892086967

Dave and Austin are back, and somehow society got even weirder while we were gone.This week: a guy doing lines at Kroger like it’s a Tuesday morning staff meeting, a man who made one of the worst decisions in the history of male anatomy, the terrifying future of humanoid robots living in our homes, some deeply confusing internet culture, NFL insanity, celebrities oversharing, and a repeat offender with perhaps the strangest criminal hobby we’ve ever seen.The Tesla-style home robot is where things really go off the rails. Because apparently the future isn’t flying cars. It’s a faceless machine standing behind your refrigerator at 3 a.m. while your family sleeps. Awesome. Great. Love that for us.Watch the full episode, then join us on Patreon for everything we couldn’t put on YouTube.#DaveLandau #AustinAnderson #ComedyPodcast #reactionvideo PATREON: Become a Concerned Citizen for the full bonus episode and catch up on past Patreon episodes.► Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/thedaveandaustinshowEvery Saturday at 10AM► Subscribe to the Dave & Austin Show YouTube channel: @daveandaustinshow ►Dave & Austin's Store: https://dave-austin-shop.fourthwall.com► Listen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6RhlZ1WWkcR0xa9juvUqnk?si=e302d0ffa9ac4477► Listen on Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/austin-anderson-with-guest-dave-landau/id1892086967

This episode has everything: AI babies writing poetry from the bottom of the ocean, a man apparently volunteering his genitals to a swarm of bees, the ongoing desecration of My Girl, a nightmare circus bunny, Popeyes chicken getting seasoned in a way absolutely nobody requested, strange internet prophets, political campaign videos, and enough evidence that the internet may have finally cooked all of our brains.At some point, you have to ask the question:Do we shut the internet off… or just accept that this is who we are now?Dave and Austin are concerned, but they’re still gonna laugh while the whole thing burns.New episodes every Friday at 10am.Subscribe for more comedy, commentary, and whatever the hell this world is becoming.#DaveLandau #AustinAnderson #ComedyPodcast #reactionvideo PATREON: Become a Concerned Citizen for the full bonus episode and catch up on past Patreon episodes.► Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/thedaveandaustinshowEvery Saturday at 10AM► Subscribe to the Dave & Austin Show YouTube channel: @daveandaustinshow ►Dave & Austin's Store: https://dave-austin-shop.fourthwall.com► Listen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6RhlZ1WWkcR0xa9juvUqnk?si=e302d0ffa9ac4477► Listen on Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/austin-anderson-with-guest-dave-landau/id1892086967

A man eats giant chunks of butter covered in frosting before casually announcing that his $100 pizza has arrived. That alone should’ve been enough for one episode. It was not.We also witness one of the worst tree-removal jobs ever attempted, fraternity hazing that makes adulthood look like the better option, Juggalo insanity, a runaway car turning on its owner, the creepiest consent training video imaginable, and enough “they/them energy” to make everybody involved question how civilization got this far.Dave and Austin are concerned.But they’re still gonna laugh while the whole thing burns.PATREON: Become a Concerned Citizen for the full bonus episode and catch up on past Patreon episodes.Join the Patreon for the videos YouTube is too nervous, confused, or spiritually unprepared to handle.New episodes every Friday at 10am.Subscribe for more comedy, commentary, and whatever the hell this world is becoming.#DaveLandau #AustinAnderson #ComedyPodcast #reactionvideo ► Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/thedaveandaustinshowEvery Saturday at 10AM► Subscribe to the Dave & Austin Show YouTube channel: @daveandaustinshow ►Dave & Austin's Store: https://dave-austin-shop.fourthwall.com► Listen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6RhlZ1WWkcR0xa9juvUqnk?si=e302d0ffa9ac4477► Listen on Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/austin-anderson-with-guest-dave-landau/id1892086967

Dave and Austin also meet a walking tattoo shop, witness the least dignified musical ever staged, hear an arrested man make one unforgettable request, watch a wedding piñata turn into attempted murder, see a gas-station taser incident become an action movie, and a man falls deeply, passionately, and mechanically in love with his car.The world is burning. We remain concerned.Join the Patreon for the videos YouTube is too nervous, confused, or spiritually unprepared to handle.New episodes every Friday at 10am.Subscribe for more comedy, commentary, and whatever the hell this world is becoming.#DaveLandau #AustinAnderson #ComedyPodcast #reactionvideo ► Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/thedaveandaustinshowEvery Saturday at 10AM► Subscribe to the Dave & Austin Show YouTube channel: @daveandaustinshow ►Dave & Austin's Store: https://dave-austin-shop.fourthwall.com► Listen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6RhlZ1WWkcR0xa9juvUqnk?si=e302d0ffa9ac4477► Listen on Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/austin-anderson-with-guest-dave-landau/id1892086967