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Van Helsing Ensues (The Legend of the 7 Golden Vampires - 1974)

Ep. 97

We're baaa-aaack. After an unplanned hiatus to deal with some real life stuff, Juliet and Theresa are back to talk about a legendary horror team up, The Legend of the 7 Golden Vampires, which combined the talents of Hammer and the Shaw Brothers studios. Join them to talk about the triumphs and failures of this team up, the film's fashion, the science of boiling blood, and Skyline Chili...trust us on that one.



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