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Ep. 3
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What's poppin Assvillian's!? Shain and Seth get down to the stretch marks in this episode with NBA Finals "Great White Hope" Tyler Herro, the O.G. Triple O.G. Juicy J, and Damian Lillard becoming a car dealership owner in Yamhill County!
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