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A Podcast of Smut and Dragons

MILFs, Minotaurs, and Murder (feat. Summer England!)

Season 3, Ep. 7

Welcome to the Mother's Day Episode! And happy mother's day to all you fellow Moms out there!


Maggie brings the very cozy(?), fairytale murder-mystery, Death of a Fairy Tale by Emily Fluke. Summer brings the sickeningly sweet but hot hot HOT, Mantras and Minotaurs by Ashley Bennett. And, last but not least, Jillian brings the double-d*cked yet surprisingly emotional, Hoarded by the Dragon by Lillian Lark.


The girlies talk about Princess bride for probably too long, discuss what is and what maybe ISN'T a cozy fantasy, and the logistics of today's dragon's multiple peens. We apologize in advance for Jillian's coughing fits, allergies are taking us out this year.


Check out Summer's new book club on the Fable app: The Cozy Chaos Book Club!

And check out her socials @summerengland on all platforms


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Maggie: @themargaretlibrary

Jillian: @jillian.reads.smut (instagram)

@jilliankiechlinart (tiktok)


Business inquiries and/or say hi: apodcastofsmutanddragons@gmail.com

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