In which our heroes boldly go where no one has gone before and sort out Star Trek: Beyond. We immediately retitle the film, are amazed at the single clapper and discuss if being a Trekkie is an all or nothing thing. Zammit is still mad about Into Darkness, Carney forgot about Idris and Handsome Tom pitches his ideal Frankensteined version of Star Trek: Beyond. So sit back, live long and prosper and travel with us at warp speed as we fix the latest Star Trek film.
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