{"version":"1.0","type":"rich","provider_name":"Acast","provider_url":"https://acast.com","height":250,"width":700,"html":"<iframe src=\"https://embed.acast.com/$/9b621e90-6416-4c18-8fa7-f032c46c6f74/b630bf34-5d80-4ed8-b05a-81363efb57c0?\" frameBorder=\"0\" width=\"700\" height=\"250\"></iframe>","title":"Episode 31 - Shells and Shame","thumbnail_width":200,"thumbnail_height":200,"thumbnail_url":"https://open-images.acast.com/shows/61ba0b6d1a8cbeaa3a3cf123/61ba0b7eafe1fc001a4146de.jpg?height=200","description":"<p><strong>Episode 31</strong></p><p><br></p><p>Shells and Shame</p><p><br></p><p>CLIENT - Kaldor the Chitinous&nbsp;</p><p><br></p><p>The client(s) is/are interested in a planet to reflect their hard outer shell and rich inner life. Suggested sales tactics: emotional blackmail, lean in to immorality, ignore personal promises, clean Perkins, burn down the school, shuck the client, *ANOMALY* bio-facsimile leading the meeting. May the Board have mercy on their souls.</p><p><br></p><p>Content warning for:</p><ul><li>Comedic violence</li><li>Emotional abuse</li><li>Alcoholism</li></ul><p><br></p><p>Special thanks to HRH Aranelle&nbsp;for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Mal Ossowicki, Nikki H, Hayden J, Marcela 'hi mom' Garcia, Oren Benshabat, Ida, Adrian Mercer-Garber, Sammy, Han Mallek, Caroline Rivard, Mammon, Lauren Rowlands, charlie laurel, Brie, Rachel Penabade, Carrie Coada, 2impostors, Elias Soper, Casey Rae, Armando DiCianno.</p><p><br></p><p>If you'd like to join them be sure to visit <a href=\"https://create.acast.com/episodes/a1061183-a6a8-43b0-b074-3015e6b357bc/www.patreon.com/rustyquill\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">www.patreon.com/rustyquill</a></p><p><br></p><p>Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith</p><p>Produced by Lowri Ann Davies and Katie Seaton</p><p>Executive Producer Alexander J Newall</p><p><br></p><p>Performances:</p><p>I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris</p><p>David 7: Ben Meredith</p><p>Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith</p><p><br></p><p>Editing: Alexander J Newall and David Devereux</p><p>Music: Samuel DF Jones</p><p>Artwork: Anika Khan</p><p><br></p><p>Featured SFX: previously credited artists via freesound.org.</p><p><br></p><p>Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting <a href=\"https://create.acast.com/episodes/a1061183-a6a8-43b0-b074-3015e6b357bc/www.rustyquill.com/subscribe\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">www.rustyquill.com/subscribe</a> and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.</p><p><br></p><p>Join our community:</p><p>WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com</p><p>FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/</p><p>TWITTER: @therustyquill</p><p>REDDIT:<a href=\"http://www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\"> www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/</a></p><p>EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com</p><p><br></p><p>Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.</p>","author_name":"Rusty Quill"}