{"version":"1.0","type":"rich","provider_name":"Acast","provider_url":"https://acast.com","height":250,"width":700,"html":"<iframe src=\"https://embed.acast.com/$/983e9206-c9ff-58be-ac54-c3ea1dfbfec3/ffdc6dc2-feb1-4601-8f38-2017a6807277?\" frameBorder=\"0\" width=\"700\" height=\"250\"></iframe>","title":"Stupid Sexy Penguins!","thumbnail_width":200,"thumbnail_height":200,"thumbnail_url":"https://open-images.acast.com/shows/610bf2727480758dec9721f1/610bf2871127ca001330dead.png?height=200","description":"<p class=\"\">Someone has beaten Rose to the punch - but who is she, and what does she want with Gutenberg’s mirrors? Charles avoids bricking a phone. Harahel has a rough day. Rose gets caught with her pants down. Dima has a conflict of interest.</p><p class=\"\"><br></p><p class=\"\">Due to technical difficulties and also a demonic curse, this is the final episode of Relics: Earthly Treasures. However, we have hired John Landis using the remainder of our budget to give each character a proper ending.</p><p class=\"\"><br></p><p class=\"\"><em>Charles found a lucrative gig as a stunt double for Edward James Olmos.</em></p><p class=\"\"><br></p><p class=\"\"><em>Dima is now President of Russia, and as surprised as you are.</em></p><p class=\"\"><br></p><p class=\"\"><em>Harahel finally founded her own library. Then ate it.</em></p><p class=\"\"><br></p><p class=\"\"><em>Rose capped off an illustrious criminal career by stealing the Eiffel Tower. Twice.</em></p><p class=\"\"><br></p><p class=\"\"><em>Veronica donned the mask of Ángel de la Muerte once again and went on to win five consecutive championship belts.</em></p><p class=\"\"><br></p><p class=\"\"><em>The Collector decided to switch to Magic: the Gathering.</em></p><p class=\"\"><br></p><p class=\"\"><em>The Vassal</em></p><p class=\"\"><br></p><p class=\"\"><em>Freed from his prison beneath the Peruvian ziggurat, the demon founded a death metal band, Reaper of Youth. All their music is terrible.</em></p><p class=\"\"><br></p><p class=\"\"><em>Dominic met a nice lady goat and settled down, just like his mother kept nagging him to do. He had six kids.</em></p><p class=\"\"><br></p><p class=\"\">Earthly Treasures is an Actual Play podcast of Relics: A Game of Angels, a roleplaying game about fallen angels trapped on earth, abandoned by God and desperate for answers.</p><p class=\"\"><br></p><p class=\"\"><a href=\"http://www.thatsnotcanon.com/relicspodcast?format=rss\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>Subscribe to us on your podcatcher of choice.</strong></a></p><p class=\"\"><strong>Find us </strong><a href=\"http://www.tinstargames.weebly.com/Relics\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>ONLINE</strong></a><strong>, </strong><a href=\"https://www.facebook.com/RelicsRPG/\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>FACEBOOK</strong></a><strong>, </strong><a href=\"https://twitter.com/tinstargames\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>TWITTER</strong></a><strong>, </strong><a href=\"https://www.instagram.com/relics_rpg/\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>INSTAGRAM</strong></a><strong> and on KICKSTARTER.</strong></p> ","author_name":"That's Not Canon Productions"}