{"version":"1.0","type":"rich","provider_name":"Acast","provider_url":"https://acast.com","height":250,"width":700,"html":"<iframe src=\"https://embed.acast.com/$/967e26c1-c193-4515-a123-d79245fca658/6143a55ca058d400128789ce?\" frameBorder=\"0\" width=\"700\" height=\"250\"></iframe>","title":"Hoovering - Episode 187: Elf Lyons","thumbnail_width":200,"thumbnail_height":200,"thumbnail_url":"https://open-images.acast.com/shows/611f8db54804724774143ef6/1631823090171-eb51104f283ce13c1ddd592387f33189.jpeg?height=200","description":"<p>Welcome to&nbsp;HOOVERING, the podcast about eating. Host, Jessica Fostekew (Guilty Feminist, Motherland) has a frank conversation with an&nbsp;interesting person about gobbling; guzzling; nibbling; scoffing; devouring and wolfing all up… or if you will, hoovering.</p><p><br></p><p>In this episode I’m hoovering with comedian, clown, performance artist, teacher and person who I became close mates with in the weirdest ever way, she was the much much younger new girlfriend of an ex-boyfriend who’d very very broken my heart so it’s BONKERS that we became friends but we DID. She’s a wild soul, a truly free creative cat and it was an absolute ride taking her for dinner down at Lewisham’s trendy ‘Model Market’</p><p><br></p><p>Everything written below in&nbsp;<a href=\"https://www.patreon.com/thehooveringpod\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">CAPITALS</a>&nbsp;is a link to the relevant webpage.&nbsp;</p><p><br></p><p><br></p><p>Honourable Mentions/ Links</p><p><br></p><p>Her website is&nbsp;<a href=\"https://www.theelflyons.com/\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">THEELFLYONS</a>&nbsp;dot com and she’s&nbsp;<a href=\"https://www.instagram.com/elflyons/\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">HERE</a>&nbsp;on instagram</p><p>She hosts a night called&nbsp;<a href=\"http://2northdown.com/\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">HOUSE OF HORRORS</a>&nbsp;at 2Northdown in Kings Cross, London</p><p><br></p><p>We ate at Lewishams amazing&nbsp;<a href=\"https://www.streetfeast.com/market/model-market\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">MODEL MARKET</a>&nbsp;and I can’t link directly to the food vendors because neither are on the blooming website at the moment annoyingly but go there- eat - please. There’s amazing, ever changing guest pop-up street foods and it’s fucking delicious, all of it.&nbsp;</p><p><br></p><p>Inferior food outlets we mentioned were&nbsp;<a href=\"https://wimpy.uk.com/\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">WIMPY</a>&nbsp;and&nbsp;<a href=\"https://www.burgerking.co.uk/\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">BURGER KING</a>&nbsp;as well as&nbsp;<a href=\"https://www.mcdonalds.com/gb/en-gb.html\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">MACDONALDS</a></p><p><br></p><p>She nodded to the beautiful novel&nbsp;<a href=\"https://www.waterstones.com/book/girl-woman-other/bernardine-evaristo/9780241984994\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">GIRL, WOMAN, OTHER</a></p><p><br></p><p>Lets not forget the mighty&nbsp;<a href=\"https://www.countypress.co.uk/news/19291000.sandowns-ocean-hotel-timeline-weekends-major-fire/\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">OCEAN HOTEL</a></p><p><br></p><p>Nor, indeed,&nbsp;<a href=\"https://planet-ice.co.uk/locations/gillingham/\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">GILLINGHAM ICE RINK</a>&nbsp;which thankfully, being made of ice, has managed to not burn down</p><p><br></p><p>Comedians&nbsp;<a href=\"https://twitter.com/thephilellis?lang=en\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">PHIL ELLIS</a>&nbsp;and&nbsp;<a href=\"https://play.acast.com/s/hoovering/hoovering-episode105-john-lukeroberts\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">JOHN-LUKE ROBERTS</a></p><p><br></p><p>This, if you didn’t know, is&nbsp;<a href=\"https://stephenking.fandom.com/wiki/Overlook_Hotel\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">THE OVERLOOK</a>&nbsp;and this is&nbsp;<a href=\"https://stephenking.fandom.com/wiki/Jack_Torrance\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">JACK TORRANCE</a></p><p><br></p><p>She did the&nbsp;<a href=\"https://www.bbr.com/\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">BERRY BROTHERS</a>&nbsp;wine course.&nbsp;</p><p><br></p><p>And she was deeply enamoured with the glorious sounding&nbsp;<a href=\"https://www.facebook.com/dilietobakery/\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">DE LIETO</a>&nbsp;bakery in Brixton</p>","author_name":"Jessica Fostekew"}