{"version":"1.0","type":"rich","provider_name":"Acast","provider_url":"https://acast.com","height":250,"width":700,"html":"<iframe src=\"https://embed.acast.com/$/6a993de1a389b713aeb67534/6a993e3aa389b713aeb690b5?\" frameBorder=\"0\" width=\"700\" height=\"250\"></iframe>","title":"Angela Barnes: The Suitcase Nudey Mag Librarian, 11-Strike Axe Execution, and the £30 Corned Beef Spam Nut Kit","thumbnail_width":200,"thumbnail_height":200,"thumbnail_url":"https://open-images.acast.com/shows/6a993de1a389b713aeb67534/0fd9c03e18b417b52717854033b14bc7.jpg?height=200","description":"<p>In this week’s episode of the Podscarf we welcome English stand-up comedian Angela Barnes and Tudor historian Adam Pennington to the studio for an hour of pure, unadulterated high-street nostalgia and medieval gore.\n\nAngela reveals how she used to operate as a suitcase-wielding, bootleg DVD library out of her dad's Great Yarmouth sex shop, and find out why the internal gases of King Henry VIII caused him to literally pop inside his own coffin.\n\n---\n\n00:00 – Gary's Basement Eggs and the Over-Tight Costume Crisis\n00:19 – Formulating a £30 \"Corned Beef Spam Nut\" Kit for Nostalgic Pensioners\n03:30 – Licky the Mascot Gives an Extravagant Face-Licking to a Married Woman\n05:11 – Turning 50: The 1970s Nuclear Survival Kit Tobacco Tin Lore\n06:39 – Waking Up to the Casualty Theme Tune \n08:12 – Phoning in the \"Angst\" Tour and Saving a Life with The Archers\n09:51 – Podcasting for \"Young\" Pensioners and Failing to Sing Like Jeremy Hardy\n10:33 – Outsourcing Our Brains to Siri until We Become Sofa Blobs\n11:43 – Sarah the AI Bot Summons the Medway Posse and Bigs up Chatham\n13:20 – The Maidstone Anthem: Sex Shops, Golden Boots, and Prison Walls\n14:40 – High Street Slander\n15:22 – Checkers Model Shops and the Measurement Machines of the Golden Boot\n16:28 – The Stoned Anagram and Wes Anderson's Secret Mansion in Basted\n17:46 – The Caravan-Enthusiast, Naturist, Swinger Sex Shop Dad\n18:20 – Sharing the Pre-Streaming Suitcase Bootlegs Like the Original Pornhub\n19:22 – Amateur Dramatics as the Comic Fat Girl and Sudden Bereavement at 60\n20:21 – Emceeing Jack Skipper’s First Ever Jill Edwards Comedy Showcase\n21:13 – The Five-Day House of Games Sweep and Facing Social Media Trolls\n23:08– ADHD Hyperactivity and the Sussex University Synesthesia Study\n26:41 – The 19-Year-Old Brain Connection Realization and 10 Minutes of Stand-Up Material\n27:35 – Ad Break: Regency Foods Present Princess Anne Molds and complimentary Cremation\n29:19 – Adam Pennington Explains the Desperate Male Heir Mania of the Tudors\n30:39 – Holbein Portraits, Breaking the Papacy, and Banishing Catholics From Succession\n31:41 – A 400-Pound King Whose Gammy Leg Smelt From Three Rooms Away\n32:08 – Jude Law Spraying Feces, Pus, and Blood Perfume All Over the Firebrand Set\n32:48 – Illegitimate Lancastrians, Princes in the Tower, and the Game of Thrones War\n34:30 – Tenuous Bloodlines: How 78% of Britons Are Descended From William the Conqueror\n35:22 – Royal Imposter Syndrome and Beheading the Remaining Plantagenets\n36:19 – Whispering Chromosome Irony Into the Beheaded Ear of Anne Boleyn's Legacy\n38:00 – Fastidious Manners, Six-Foot-Three Strapping Youth, and Monastic Dissolution\n39:33 – Hiring a Sword Executioner Before Anne Boleyn Even Went to Trial\n40:27 – Heavy Petting in the Mid-50s: Catherine Howard and Jane Boleyn's Shared Fate\n41:25 – Knighting a Sirloin Steak and Hanging Out at Hever Castle\n42:26 – Ulcerated Leg Pain and Popping Open via Internal Coffin Gases\n44:08– Sarcophagus Re-Gifting and the 11-Strike Axe Horror of Margaret Pole\n45:10– QUIZZITY QUIZ: \n53:08 – Gary’s Joke Corner\n54:57 – Butterfly In Blue Jeans\n\n\"Angela Barnes\" by Wikipedia contributors, used under CC BY-SA 4.0. Derived from the Wikipedia article on Angela Barnes. / This work is licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href=\"https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices\">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>","author_name":"The Harry Hill Show"}