{"version":"1.0","type":"rich","provider_name":"Acast","provider_url":"https://acast.com","height":250,"width":700,"html":"<iframe src=\"https://embed.acast.com/$/6a8c880aec72659474b2cfc7/6abbd451c91a3fdd591fcc63?\" frameBorder=\"0\" width=\"700\" height=\"250\"></iframe>","title":"WHY Are You LIKE THAT? Keeping It PETTY, Seeking REVENGE & This Sign Gets HOTTER With Age (feat. Jake Cornell)","thumbnail_width":200,"thumbnail_height":200,"thumbnail_url":"https://open-images.acast.com/shows/6a8c880aec72659474b2cfc7/1790726803200-1c9d731e-8d0b-4885-9c60-db5100e7482f.jpeg?height=200","description":"<p>You’re invited to join our CelebriTEA PARTY with Jake Cornell — comedian, viral sensation, and legendary tea time companion! As a Scorpio Sun, Aquarius Moon, and Capricorn Rising, Jake is serving a complex brew of revenge fantasies, mommy AND daddy issues, and the value of community. So on today’s episode, Jake and Aliza get into ambition, relationships, vengeance, and why Aliza qualifies to be Jake’s next boyfriend. Tea?</p><p><br></p><p>🎟️ CHI 10.6 https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️</p><p>🎟️ MPLS 10.7 https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️</p><p>🎟️ ALL SHOWS https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️</p><p><br></p><p>Aliza and Jake unpack his Capricorn Rising late-bloomer journey, his Scorpio desire for REVENGE, and why his Aquarius Moon needs to process absolutely everything amongst friends. Then, the astrology gets a little hotter: a conversation about Jake’s parents’ divorce reveals an eerily precise nodal cycle, and Aliza uncovers the number 22 — a “master number” — repeating all over his birth chart. It’s giving numerology! Plus, Jake spills on his major relationship year, how his Saturn Return completely transformed his career, and which zodiac signs he’d trust with his life. It’s silly! It’s witchy! It’s quite hot! So grab a cup and get to steeping; tea is served!</p><p><br></p><p>🎟️ CHI 10.6 https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️</p><p>🎟️ MPLS 10.7 https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️</p><p>🎟️ ALL SHOWS https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️</p><p><br></p><p>(0:00:00) Welcome Jake Cornell to the Tea Party</p><p>(00:01:43) Tarot Pull: Work, work, work!</p><p>(00:04:22) Capricorn Rising &amp; Getting Hotter with Age</p><p>(00:07:53) Scorpio Sun: On the Topic of Revenge</p><p>(00:09:43) What Do People Get Wrong About Scorpios?</p><p>(00:12:06) Aquarius Moon &amp; The Need for Community</p><p>(00:14:09) Mommy Issues vs. Daddy Issues — Try BOTH!</p><p>(00:18:41) Jupiter in the 7th House: Relationship Upgrades</p><p>(00:20:04) What’s Your Lucky Number?</p><p>(00:22:57) Gemini vs. Leo?</p><p>(00:23:24) Taurus vs. Pisces?</p><p>(00:24:18) Deep Ocean vs. Outer Space?</p><p>(00:25:09) Libra vs. Aquarius?</p><p>(00:26:03) Virgo vs. Aries?</p><p>(00:27:38) Jake Spills the Tea</p><p><br></p><p>Episode 52. This episode was recorded on September 21, 2026.</p>","author_name":"Aliza Kelly"}