Arran Day's cat rides the roof of his narrowboat in a tiny life jacket, flirting with strangers on the towpath.
Meet Luna: fluffy, black and pure demon energy. Chosen as the maddest kitten in the litter, she combs his beard at three in the morning, leads him to his guitar when it's time to write, and is quite sure the two of them are married.
Her sister Mishka is the darker diva, a decapitator of mice who, in another life, would drink red wine in Paris and listen only to Joni Mitchell.
Arran plays guitar in These Wicked Rivers: wizard rock in three-piece suits and heels, whose album Fire and Folklore just hit number one on the rock and metal chart. Ten years ago it was two blokes and a dog, paid in a Mars bar.
Across the table with Chrissy: high kicks, nana lampshades, and life afloat on Bilbo, his hobbit hole on the water.
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Roger's verdict: accepted the socks. Will not be wearing a life jacket.
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