The final kiss looms — unavoidable, inevitable, and utterly terrifying. Lucius lies on the bier looking less like a tragic heroine and more like a man experiencing existential panic. Blake approaches him like someone about to kiss a corpse that might suddenly sit up and scream. The audience leans in. The Queen leans in. Shakespeare prays for one normal moment. Lucius twitches. Blake jumps. Laughter erupts. And when Blake finally kisses him, it’s stiff, hesitant, eyes half‑open — the least romantic death‑scene kiss ever performed. Queen Elizabeth claps with delight. Shakespeare staggers backstage, mourning his tragedy. Lucius opens his eyes, mortified. Blake pulls back, equally mortified. Two immortals stare at each other, knowing they have just created theatre history… for all the wrong reasons.
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