{"version":"1.0","type":"rich","provider_name":"Acast","provider_url":"https://acast.com","height":250,"width":700,"html":"<iframe src=\"https://embed.acast.com/$/69f39b838dd960ac61a84ed9/6abea1276d06b1436e87bced?\" frameBorder=\"0\" width=\"700\" height=\"250\"></iframe>","title":"Episode 313 | We Should’ve Never Gone to Brazil","thumbnail_width":200,"thumbnail_height":200,"thumbnail_url":"https://open-images.acast.com/shows/69f39b838dd960ac61a84ed9/1790902989118-75cfc9c3-2fc0-4389-be74-68db9e057451.jpeg?height=200","description":"<p>Moe went to Brazil expecting football, beaches and a good time. Instead, he got Uber confrontations, travel disasters, a Cowboys loss, a robbery and enough bad luck to make him question why he ever got on the plane. 😂 Moe breaks down what he calls the <strong>worst trip of his life</strong>, weighs in on Savannah James and first-class friendship etiquette, reacts to Dak Prescott’s fiancée speaking publicly about their relationship, and after failing to find a single positive lesson from Brazil, turns <strong>&quot;The Moement&quot; over to ChatGPT.</strong></p><p><br></p><p><strong>0:00</strong> — Moe was late to Brazil because his team needed Brazilian waxes…just to watch the Cowboys get waxed IN Brazil</p><p><strong>3:08</strong> — Moe explains why Brazil was the worst trip of his life</p><p><strong>7:49</strong> — The first sign: Moe knew something was wrong almost immediately after landing</p><p><strong>14:51</strong> — Moe nearly gets into it with an Uber driver after leaving the beach</p><p><strong>24:03</strong> — The pain of being a Cowboys fan…in Brazil</p><p><strong>48:43</strong> — Moe does a good deed at the game but karma apparently wasn’t impressed 😂</p><p><strong>55:54</strong> — Moe gets ROBBED in Brazil and reveals the one thing that devastated him most</p><p><strong>1:02:11</strong> — Moe gets stuck in Brazil for HOURS</p><p><strong>1:15:44</strong> — Should Savannah James have paid for her best friend to fly first class?</p><p><strong>1:26:36</strong> — Dak Prescott’s fiancée talks about their relationship right before the Brazil game</p><p><strong>1:29:00</strong> — <strong>The Moement:</strong> Moe has nothing positive left to say…so ChatGPT takes over</p>","author_name":"Moe Mitch"}