{"version":"1.0","type":"rich","provider_name":"Acast","provider_url":"https://acast.com","height":250,"width":700,"html":"<iframe src=\"https://embed.acast.com/$/69adf0a47036d7390296efde/6a8b75462bfeb84d00d1c538?\" frameBorder=\"0\" width=\"700\" height=\"250\"></iframe>","title":"EP 23: WAYYYY Above Our Pay Grade\"","thumbnail_width":200,"thumbnail_height":200,"thumbnail_url":"https://open-images.acast.com/shows/69adf0a47036d7390296efde/1788126740777-ca265098-27ec-4fef-9de5-9acdb18e593f.jpeg?height=200","description":"<p>This week on <em>I’ll TellYa Dis</em>, Christy Miller and Erik Marino decide America has been depressing enough lately, so they attempt something completely above and beyond the scope of this podcast: <strong>TALKING ABOUT HAPPY SHIT.</strong></p><p><strong>It does not go well.</strong> 💀🤣🎤</p><p><br></p><p>Instead, Drunken Diamond David Lee Roth is still out there terrorizing audiences with his old-school Van Halen schtick… 🗣️ <strong>GO HOME, GRANDPA! YOU’RE SCARING THE CHILDREN!</strong> 👴🏻🍺🎤</p><p><br></p><p>Belgium found their new Prince at the used car lot, a NJ Transit conductor had to go WAY ABOVE his pay grade and dig a lady’s wedding ring out of the train toilet… now his hand actually smells like New Jersey 💍💩, and who knew Confederate cannonballs wrapped in paper towels were TSA approved? 🤷🏻‍♀️💣 <strong>The more you know…</strong> 🌈🤦🏻‍♀️</p><p>Meanwhile, Trump has apparently acquired his very own <em>Single White Female</em> in Natalie “Human Printer” Harp 😳🖨️ — she’s basically his very own Roomba, following him everywhere… <strong>literally EVERYWHERE.</strong> 🚽⛳️✈️</p><p><br></p><p>🚩🚩🚩 <strong>HOW BAD DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO CREEP OUT DONALD TRUMP?!</strong> 🤦🏻‍♀️</p><p>And somewhere Melania is quietly going, “Good. Now maybe I don’t have to change his diaper anymore. <strong>Be Best.</strong>” 💀</p><p><br></p><p>Jefferson Starship has become a retirement community karaoke band, Gene Simmons of KISS is now barely a HUG at State Fairs 🤘🏻👴🏻, Real Housewives’ kids are coming up with new gym exercises 🏋🏻‍♀️😬, AOC froze her eggs 🥚❄️… and Christy’s are apparently still being delivered fresh four weeks before her 56th birthday. 😩🩸</p><p>🗣️ <strong>THESE ARE COLLECTOR’S ITEMS, PEOPLE… GET ’EM WHILE YOU CAN!!!</strong> 😂</p><p><br></p><p>Turns out “happy shit” was WAYYY above our pay grade. 💀🎤</p><p><br></p><p>Follow on Instagram:</p><p><br></p><p>https://www.instagram.com/christymillercomedy/</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/theerikmarino/</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/illtellyadispodcast/</p><p><br></p><p>Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/Jt91HC3pCQw</p>","author_name":"Christy Miller"}