{"version":"1.0","type":"rich","provider_name":"Acast","provider_url":"https://acast.com","height":250,"width":700,"html":"<iframe src=\"https://embed.acast.com/$/69adf0a47036d7390296efde/6a5d7fa24d4b991ebecc38b7?\" frameBorder=\"0\" width=\"700\" height=\"250\"></iframe>","title":"EP 20: \"Operation: Roid Rage\"","thumbnail_width":200,"thumbnail_height":200,"thumbnail_url":"https://open-images.acast.com/shows/69adf0a47036d7390296efde/1784512602965-ca16bab1-c726-44f7-9370-9330f6baea99.jpeg?height=200","description":"<p>This week on <strong><em>I'll TellYa Dis</em></strong>, Christy Miller and Erik Marino spiral through another week proving civilization has officially entered its <strong>\"What the Actual Fuck?\"</strong> era.</p><p>Pete Hegseth wants to roll out <strong>\"Operation: Roid Rage\"</strong> for our troops 💉🙄 (after watching him struggle to bench 135 lbs., I think <strong>he's</strong> the one who should try it. 🤦🏻‍♀️) Meanwhile, Andrew Tate is being extradited to the UK and will finally get to <strong>experience firsthand</strong> that \"no means no.\" <em>(I'll take \"Karma\" for $400, Alex.)</em> And in other news, a 110-year-old pipe exploded on Sunset Blvd., leaving a massive sinkhole in West Hollywood... which means somewhere, at least one dude immediately asked, <strong>\"Can I fuck it?\"</strong> 🤦🏻‍♀️</p><p><br></p><p>Meanwhile, lettuce is the new cleanse, causing explosive diarrhea 🥬💩 <em>(still cheaper than Ozempic. 💀)</em>, data center copper wire is the new catalytic converter, a guy <strong>climbed into</strong> a porta potty to rescue his Mountain Dew 🚽🤢 <em>(BRUH!)</em>, and five parrots at a UK zoo had to be separated for cussing out visitors (are we sure they ain't from New York? 🦜😂)</p><p><br></p><p>So basically... we're all living in the dumbest timeline imaginable.</p><p><br></p><p>See you next week... assuming humanity doesn't get recalled first. 🫶🏻</p><p><br></p><p>Follow on Instagram:</p><p><br></p><p>https://www.instagram.com/christymillercomedy/</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/theerikmarino/</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/illtellyadispodcast/</p><p><br></p><p>Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/0XU-gcM32iw</p>","author_name":"Christy Miller"}