Coffee slushies are going viral, and Stitch is convinced we've officially entered the stupidest timeline. The whole crew gets into it over what counts as a real hack, complete with ziploc bags and a meat tenderizer. Minivans are cool again too, and the Chrysler Pacifica has everyone rethinking what they drive. Then Oscar Meyer turns ninety, and somebody floats the idea of a wiener cake for their next birthday. Buckle up.
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