Hump day on Hot Mornings brings a democracy that's rigged from the start. A homemade remix cooked up in the lab overnight goes up for a listener vote, original versus the new version. Then a reminder lands that whoever runs the station gets a vote that counts more than everyone else's.
The crew digs into a list of top old person habits that are still fair game to mock. Flamethrowing your weeds, groaning while standing up, calling it \"the Book of Faces.\" There's also a rescue mission after one host gets stuck on the floor for two and a half hours in the Harry Potter line at Universal.
And they crack open a list of rich people things you can actually pull off on a budget. Saunas, tailored clothes, nine dollar wine that tastes like a million bucks, and cheesecake slices the size of your head.
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