Taylor and Travis tied the knot, and this recap can't stop chewing on it. Adam Sandler officiated, Paul McCartney sang, and the vows got read off hundred-thousand-dollar gold books. There's also a rapid-fire round of real firework names, where Control Alt Kaboom and Psycho Peacock somehow made the list. Then things take a turn when the news drops that a daily hot dog could mean an eighteen percent bump in colorectal cancer, so Joey Chestnut, stay safe out there.
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