{"version":"1.0","type":"rich","provider_name":"Acast","provider_url":"https://acast.com","height":250,"width":700,"html":"<iframe src=\"https://embed.acast.com/$/6973e084f4b515342eafb873/6973e09335a98abf7c7b9d05?\" frameBorder=\"0\" width=\"700\" height=\"250\"></iframe>","title":"Episode 579 – The Coitus Towel","description":"<p><strong>Factoid of the Week:</strong></p>\n\n\n\n<p><em><em>During prohibition, in an attempt to dissuade people from drinking illegally, the US government changed the formula for industrially-produced alcohol (which bootleggers often stole to redistill) to make it poisonous, resulting in thousands of deaths.</em></em></p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https://www.latintimes.com/court-says-man-cant-charged-drunk-driving-because-he-chugged-entire-bottle-after-getting-pulled-561364\">That’s a bold strategy! Man chugs 39oz of liquor after traffic stop, cannot be charged with drunk driving</a></p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https://www.wzzm13.com/article/life/animals/poulsbo-woman-startled-over-100-raccoons-outside-home-demanding-food/281-b775682f-be59-45ec-bbef-50ab0124d184\">Racoon Invasion!</a></p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https://www.euronews.com/health/2024/09/30/austrian-man-amputated-his-penis-with-an-axe-after-eating-psilocybin-psychedelic-mushrooms\">Man amputates his own penis while on mushrooms </a></p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Words of Wisdom:</strong></p>\n\n\n\n<p><span id=\"docs-internal-guid-7b28cb20-7fff-11b4-1000-e515944dc9fa\" style=\"font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:#000000;background-color:transparent;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre;white-space:pre-wrap;\">A</span> man’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another drink. &#8211; W. C. Fields</p>\n\n\n\n<p>Our show is listener supported&#8230; tell EVERYONE about the wackiness! EVERYONE! &nbsp;Even your grandmother! &nbsp;She needs penis jokes too!&nbsp;</p>\n\n\n\n<p>If you really dig what we do, be sure to <em><strong>leave us a review</strong></em> on whatever podcast service you use.&nbsp; It helps us out a ton!</p>\n\n\n\n<p>iTunes: <a href=\"http://bit.ly/hnhshow\">http://bit.ly/hnhshow<br></a>Spotify: <a href=\"https://spoti.fi/3F4cb75\">https://spoti.fi/3F</a></p>","author_name":"Stephen and Ashley"}