{"version":"1.0","type":"rich","provider_name":"Acast","provider_url":"https://acast.com","height":250,"width":700,"html":"<iframe src=\"https://embed.acast.com/$/6930d60c042629ee0ec57419/6932156f4a0500b75727efca?\" frameBorder=\"0\" width=\"700\" height=\"250\"></iframe>","title":"John Hastings Larry Dean Podcast Episode #11","thumbnail_width":200,"thumbnail_height":200,"thumbnail_url":"https://open-images.acast.com/shows/6930d60c042629ee0ec57419/1764889821191-c36aeabe-db40-40fc-98c2-ec94316858f3.jpeg?height=200","description":"<p>Episode 11 goes completely off the rails as Larry reveals his master plan for a goat farm staffed exclusively by free-range twinks (who he refuses to speak to), John explains why six hours of drag makeup only made him look like an undercover gay-basher, and the boys discover they’re both unf*ggable straight legends despite every possible opportunity.</p><p>From Drag Race turning sassy into just plain mean, male strip clubs being infinitely better than female ones, why gays + Jews = instant gentrification, the real reason to pick Huntsville over Birmingham, Alabama, and the correct noise a vagina should make on entry, to OnlyFans etiquette, high-school crush revenge-banging by the river, and why you should never ever pay for porn when it’ll be pirated in nine months anyway.</p><p>It’s an hour of the most depraved, hilarious, unfiltered comedy-podcast chaos you’ll hear all week. Strap in (or clean out, depending on your plans).IT IS NOT AN HOUR</p>","author_name":"John Hastings"}