{"version":"1.0","type":"rich","provider_name":"Acast","provider_url":"https://acast.com","height":250,"width":700,"html":"<iframe src=\"https://embed.acast.com/$/690b8ccb68ccec9b8efe9e3b/6a10e6cea9d3d2ec1424090b?\" frameBorder=\"0\" width=\"700\" height=\"250\"></iframe>","title":"How Much Could Hot Dog Water Cost? $60?","thumbnail_width":200,"thumbnail_height":200,"thumbnail_url":"https://open-images.acast.com/shows/690b8ccb68ccec9b8efe9e3b/708e010a-bb5e-45b7-837f-fcf179dbeb98.jpg?height=200","description":"<p>KP Parker and Matt Bragg wander through a perfume shop full of strange scents, questionable purchases, and one surprisingly charming bad portrait.</p><p><br></p><p>What You’ll Hear:</p><p><br></p><p>Perfume Notes and Hot Dog Water: KP discovers a scent shop selling everything from “old library” to “holy water” to a perfume that somehow smells exactly like grilled hot dogs. Matt remains deeply, deeply skeptical.</p><p><br></p><p>The Art of Doing Things Badly: A street artist offering intentionally bad portraits sparks a conversation about charming imperfections, creative confidence, and whether honesty is the best sales tactic.</p><p><br></p><p>Pilgrimages and Party Grandmas: Matt shares a story about escorting elderly Irish women on a religious trip that somehow turned into the most chaotic weekend of his teenage years.</p><p><br></p><p>CHAPTERS</p><p>00:00 Ophelia audio drama intro</p><p>01:00 Exploring downtown LA</p><p>02:05 The perfume oddities shelf</p><p>04:15 Holy water and old library scents</p><p>06:10 The hot dog perfume reveal</p><p>08:15 Matt’s Lourdes pilgrimage story</p><p>11:05 Getting drunk with Irish grandmas</p><p>13:45 The intentionally bad portrait artist</p><p>17:05 Poems for five dollars</p><p>20:45 The scam app discussion begins</p>","author_name":"Hatch Podcasts"}