{"version":"1.0","type":"rich","provider_name":"Acast","provider_url":"https://acast.com","height":250,"width":700,"html":"<iframe src=\"https://embed.acast.com/$/690a50de2f5fdede34e7ee33/6a05da053fd6979bfcff6e37?\" frameBorder=\"0\" width=\"700\" height=\"250\"></iframe>","title":"Not So Deep Thoughts: I Should Have Been a Detective","thumbnail_width":200,"thumbnail_height":200,"thumbnail_url":"https://open-images.acast.com/shows/690a50de2f5fdede34e7ee33/1780424922470-41372e6a-0e8c-4ad7-b5e0-a3338405ca4f.jpeg?height=200","description":"<p>We all have one. That secret career that lives rent-free in your head. The one where you think — God, I would have been SO good at that. </p><p>👇For Christina Rumbley? She wanted to be Jodie Foster.Not the actress. The character. Clarice Starling. Forensic psychologist. Criminal profiler. The one who sits across from killers and figures out exactly what makes them tick.There was just one tiny problem.The smells. The blood. The barf. The... everything. 🤢 Christina has a gag reflex so legendary that when her daughter was a baby and something exploded in the diaper — she had to leave the room, vomit, compose herself, and come back. Her husband was catching barf with his bare hands while Christina ran in the opposite direction at full speed.Safe to say forensic psychology was never going to work out.But that hasn't stopped her from Googling the cost of a master's degree in criminology at 52. You know. Just to see.In this episode of Not So Deep Thoughts, Christina gets into:</p><p><br></p><p>*The secret detective that lives inside her and refuses to be quiet</p><p>*Why her dad being a Vietnam vet, former Chief of Police and her brother being a retired, Green Beret Major probably has something to do with all of this</p><p>*The three separate times she pulled over on the highway to \"save\" people who did not need saving</p><p>*Performing chest compressions on a perfectly breathing woman in an LA parking lot</p><p>*Why she'd write a thriller novel if she could — and why writing like she speaks might be a problem</p><p><br></p><p>What YOUR secret career says about who you really are?</p><p>Why it's never too late to explore the version of yourself you never gave a chance!</p><p>This one is funny, real, and will have you thinking about the dream you quietly shelved — and whether it's time to dust it off. 🎙️📩 Email Christina: ReinventingRumbley@gmail.com</p><p><br></p><p>🔔 Subscribe — new episodes every Wednesday</p><p>⭐ Leave a 5-star review — it genuinely helps more than you know</p><p>👇 Drop a comment: What's YOUR secret career? The one you always thought you'd crush? </p><p><br></p><p>🔔𝐃𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐮𝐛𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐛𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐲 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐥 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐮𝐩𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬.</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/@ReinventingRumbley?sub_confirmation=1 </p><p><br></p><p>🔗 Stay Connected With Me.</p><p><br></p><p>Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/people/Reinventing-Rumbley/61582519707845/ </p><p>Instagram: http://instagram.com/reinventingrumbley/ </p><p>TikTok:  https://www.tiktok.com/@reinventingrumbley</p><p><br></p><p>📩 Got a story about reinvention? We’d love to hear it, email us at: ReinventingRumbley@gmail.com</p>","author_name":"Reinventing Rumbley"}