{"version":"1.0","type":"rich","provider_name":"Acast","provider_url":"https://acast.com","height":250,"width":700,"html":"<iframe src=\"https://embed.acast.com/$/68ef7ca0ce402940bc7b0aa2/69ea16d0289eeb2c7ba53b6d?\" frameBorder=\"0\" width=\"700\" height=\"250\"></iframe>","title":"LEE CRONIN's THE MUMMY vs  MAN ON FILM ","thumbnail_width":200,"thumbnail_height":200,"thumbnail_url":"https://open-images.acast.com/shows/68ef7ca0ce402940bc7b0aa2/1776948574346-b004bb22-4055-4825-8a23-26a76d7eb1de.jpeg?height=200","description":"<h1><strong><img src=\"https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f3ac/72.png\"></strong></h1><h1><strong>MANN ON FILM: “THE MUMMY (2026) — LIL GIRL DON’T EAT THE CANDY.”</strong></h1><h1><strong>Welcome, welcome, WELCOME to the best show in the world…</strong></h1><h1><strong><img src=\"https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f399_fe0f/72.png\">&nbsp;MAN ON FILM&nbsp;— where it’s ALWAYS raining, man.</strong></h1><h1><br></h1><h1><strong>This episode?</strong></h1><h1><strong>We’re diving into&nbsp;The Mummy</strong></h1><h1><strong>Directed by horror hitter&nbsp;Lee Cronin&nbsp;(yeah… the&nbsp;Evil Dead&nbsp;guy&nbsp;<img src=\"https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f440/72.png\">)</strong></h1><h1><br></h1><h1><strong>Let’s get straight to it:</strong></h1><h1><strong><img src=\"https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f3af/72.png\">&nbsp;Master Score: 70%</strong></h1><h1><strong><img src=\"https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f480/72.png\">&nbsp;Horror Chart: 80% (“Welcome to Primetime” status)</strong></h1><h1><strong><img src=\"https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f449/72.png\">&nbsp;Translation:</strong></h1><h1>Not perfect… but VERY watchable—and one of the better horror drops this year.</h1><h1><br></h1><h1><strong><img src=\"https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f9e0/72.png\">&nbsp;The Premise (no spoilers… kinda&nbsp;<img src=\"https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f60f/72.png\">)</strong></h1><h1><strong>A missing girl returns home after YEARS…</strong></h1><h1><strong>…but she didn’t come back alone.</strong></h1><h1><br></h1><h1><strong>And from there?</strong></h1><h1><strong><img src=\"https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f449/72.png\">&nbsp;It’s possession</strong></h1><h1><strong><img src=\"https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f449/72.png\">&nbsp;It’s body horror</strong></h1><h1><strong><img src=\"https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f449/72.png\">&nbsp;It’s “why are y’all still keeping her in the house???” energy</strong></h1><h1><br></h1><h1><strong><img src=\"https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f602/72.png\">&nbsp;What We’re Talking About:</strong></h1><h1><strong><img src=\"https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f525/72.png\">&nbsp;Why this reboot actually works (and where it goes LEFT)</strong></h1><h1><strong><img src=\"https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f633/72.png\">&nbsp;The WILDEST horror scenes of the year</strong></h1><h1><strong><img src=\"https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f480/72.png\">&nbsp;That moment EVERYONE in the theater said:</strong></h1><h1><strong><img src=\"https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f449/72.png\">&nbsp;“Nah… she gotta go.”</strong></h1><h1><br></h1><h1><strong>Because let’s be honest…</strong></h1><h1><strong>If your kid comes back after 8 years and starts:</strong></h1><h1><strong><img src=\"https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f449/72.png\">&nbsp;acting strange</strong></h1><h1><strong><img src=\"https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f449/72.png\">&nbsp;moving strange</strong></h1><h1><strong><img src=\"https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f449/72.png\">&nbsp;eating… questionable things</strong></h1><h1><br></h1><h1><strong>We gotta have a REAL conversation.</strong></h1><h1><br></h1><h1><strong><img src=\"https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f3a5/72.png\">&nbsp;The Verdict:</strong></h1><h1><strong>Lee Cronin didn’t remake the past…</strong></h1><h1><strong><img src=\"https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f449/72.png\">&nbsp;He flipped it.</strong></h1><h1><strong>This ain’t your&nbsp;The Mummy</strong></h1><h1><strong>and it DEFINITELY ain’t the&nbsp;The Mummy</strong></h1><h1><br></h1><h1><strong>This one?</strong></h1><h1><strong><img src=\"https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f449/72.png\">&nbsp;darker</strong></h1><h1><strong><img src=\"https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f449/72.png\">&nbsp;nastier</strong></h1><h1><strong><img src=\"https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f449/72.png\">&nbsp;and just unhinged enough to work</strong></h1><h1><br></h1><h1><strong><img src=\"https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f5e3_fe0f/72.png\">&nbsp;Final Question:</strong></h1><h1><strong><img src=\"https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f449/72.png\">&nbsp;Are you saving her…</strong></h1><h1>or are you calling somebody IMMEDIATELY?</h1><h1><br></h1><h1><strong>Tap in.</strong></h1><h1><br></h1><h1><strong><img src=\"https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f3a7/72.png\"></strong></h1>","author_name":"Xcellent WORLD NETWORK"}