We got a phone call yesterday from the guy in Nova in the department of whatever f###ing department he’s in and they let us know we’ve been tampering with the votes in their quest to find Adelaide’s most awesome pizza place or satirical news website or whatever.
Plus, we announce that we’re opening a new scrotum-only strip club in Rundle Mall called The Mall’s Balls All-Balls Ball Hall, where you can go balls to the wall with wall-to-wall balls and all. Meanwhile, Malcolm Blight’s returned a book after seven decades, no word whether he’s apologised to David Pittman and we bring you an update from the thriving metropolis of Moonta.
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