{"version":"1.0","type":"rich","provider_name":"Acast","provider_url":"https://acast.com","height":250,"width":700,"html":"<iframe src=\"https://embed.acast.com/$/68adaec7352b565debffb25b/697377aa9252830699b08d03?\" frameBorder=\"0\" width=\"700\" height=\"250\"></iframe>","title":"gotta love a UTI","thumbnail_width":200,"thumbnail_height":200,"thumbnail_url":"https://open-images.acast.com/shows/68adaec7352b565debffb25b/1769174711893-9f3a3bfa-269d-4822-b33e-0eec5ed75b4e.jpeg?height=200","description":"<p>On today’s episode, I start off where we’re all living right now: the low-grade terror of existing in a world that feels permanently on the brink. Comforting! From there, we take a hard left into something far more practical — my dog’s urinary tract infection, the indignity of trying to collect a urine sample from a very small dog, and the strange courage it takes to fully commit to that task despite the shame.</p><p><br></p><p>I also talk about being a guest on a podcast I absolutely should never have been on — one about being single — and why I really struggle to connect with women who are invested in traditional gender roles and the status quo. Maybe that makes me a bitch. I prefer to think it makes me honest. And funny.</p><p><br></p><p>We also get into body stuff: ageing, weight, self-consciousness, and the ongoing battle between being kind to yourself and telling yourself to get a grip. Your body is a vessel. It gets you from A to B. That’s it. Calm down.</p><p><br></p><p>And finally, I’m on tour! I’ve just released my UK tour dates — you can find them all on my website www.pernillehaaland.com</p><p>Thanks for listening. Take care of yourselves. 💛</p>","author_name":"pernille haaland"}