This week I go on a full-throttle, caffeinated rant triggered by a Ukrainian woman telling me — with great confidence — that I need Botox and should’ve started five years ago. (Thank you??)
From there, we spiral naturally into why I refuse to date Norwegian men again (spiritual incompatibility is real), and then — because why not — into my ongoing anxiety about the rise of the far-right in Norway. The Christian Conservative Party makes a cameo as an example of… well… several things.
I also talk candidly about religion, belief, and the afterlife with my usual blend of bitterness-but-make-it-cute. Atheists will cackle. Religious listeners may disagree with me on several points — which is absolutely fine. Everybody gets to keep their own worldview; I’m just loudly sharing mine.
Light topics only. Promise.
It’s chaotic, opinionated, mildly unhinged, and somehow strangely uplifting.
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