{"version":"1.0","type":"rich","provider_name":"Acast","provider_url":"https://acast.com","height":250,"width":700,"html":"<iframe src=\"https://embed.acast.com/$/689f9a9a66f126ae3f207a0b/69a84afb5fb5962408952a2f?\" frameBorder=\"0\" width=\"700\" height=\"250\"></iframe>","title":"Janine Harouni on Living in a Simulation, Completing Therapy & Why Parenting is a Pyramid Scheme!","description":"<p>The fantastic stand-up comedian Janine Harouni joins Abby Boom to share how she ‘finished’ therapy, the truth about botox and why she believes parenting is a pyramid scheme…</p><p><br></p><p>Plus, Janine tells the story of her terrifying car accident and reveals why she is certain that we are living in a simulation.</p><p><br></p><p>You can get tickets to Janine’s latest tour, This is What You Waited For, <a href=\"https://www.janineharouni.com/?utm_source=ig&amp;utm_medium=social&amp;utm_content=link_in_bio&amp;fbclid=PAZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAc3J0YwZhcHBfaWQMMjU2MjgxMDQwNTU4AAGntlypm98jeOlx-zhXfNZC0wrRMRZG-835I06wVdOWQWlI41KmDZvGGZzCjis_aem_e5AvMXx8C4gkgUf_Ba3OeA\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">here</a>.</p><p><br></p><p>New episodes out every Thursday at 5pm GMT!</p><p><br></p><p>Janine Harouini:</p><p><a href=\"https://www.instagram.com/janineharouni/?hl=en\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">https://www.instagram.com/janineharouni/?hl=en</a></p><p><a href=\"https://www.tiktok.com/@janineharounicomedy\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">https://www.tiktok.com/@janineharounicomedy</a></p><p><br></p><p>Abby Boom:</p><p><a href=\"https://www.instagram.com/abbyboomofficial/\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">https://www.instagram.com/abbyboomofficial/</a></p><p><a href=\"https://www.tiktok.com/@abbyboomofficial\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">https://www.tiktok.com/@abbyboomofficial</a></p><p><br></p><p>Follow the podcast:</p><p><a href=\"https://linktr.ee/DontGetMeStartedPodd\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">https://linktr.ee/DontGetMeStartedPodd</a></p><p><a href=\"https://www.instagram.com/dontgetmestartedpodd\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">https://www.instagram.com/dontgetmestartedpodd</a></p><p><a href=\"https://www.tiktok.com/@dontgetmestartedpodd\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">https://www.tiktok.com/@dontgetmestartedpodd</a></p><p><br></p><p>Chapters:</p><p><br></p><p>00:00 Welcome Janine!</p><p>01:18 Why Abby doesn’t want kids…</p><p>03:01 Can you be selfish as a parent?</p><p>04:41 The reality of having a big Lebanese family</p><p>06:05 Red bull is a nighttime drink!</p><p>06:50 People are lying to you about botox!</p><p>08:05 The pros and cons of Irish genetics…</p><p>09:58 Janine’s bizarre C-section experience</p><p>12:05 Abby and Janine’s strange similarity</p><p>13:55 Janine worked for the mob?!</p><p>16:55 Don’t Get Me Started: Hot girls who ‘love’ nerds</p><p>21:18 The struggle to be the ‘perfect’ mother</p><p>22:50 Has Janine ‘finished’ therapy?</p><p>30:50 Janine’s traumatic car accident</p><p>34:59 Do people weaponise therapy?</p><p>38:12 Conspiracy Theory: We’re living in a simulation!</p><p>42:59 Is this hell?</p><p>44:43 Janine plays Boom or Bust!</p><p>53:17 Outro</p>","author_name":"Lucky"}