Welcome to another episode, where I—your loyal narrator—try to make sense of a world where Hollywood royalty gets murdered by their own kids, politicians use tragedy as a punchline, and somewhere in an Albertsons a woman is calling 911 because a stranger farted in her face.
Today we wander through the global horrors—ISIS pledges, celebrity throat-slittings, conspiracy theorists with way too much free time—and somehow end up debating whether a fart can be considered a hate crime.
We talk Make-A-Wish numbers, The Rock’s petty beefs, John Cena being the Oprah of dying kids, flying cars that look like the drone aisle at Costco mated with a Prius, and the Chiefs falling apart like a Dollar Store lawn chair under a 400-pound uncle.