{"version":"1.0","type":"rich","provider_name":"Acast","provider_url":"https://acast.com","height":250,"width":700,"html":"<iframe src=\"https://embed.acast.com/$/68545dbe0bed216db7d3c9ab/69272be91874a1556d45e398?\" frameBorder=\"0\" width=\"700\" height=\"250\"></iframe>","title":"The $25 Million Soup Can, the Saudi Comedy Trap & Thanksgiving in a Dying Empire | Ep. 69","description":"<p>Austin stumbles into this episode like a man who just carried 186 sheets of drywall through a Nebraska windstorm and found out Campbell’s Soup is now made with <em>friendly Frankenstein meat</em>. From there, it only gets dumber and more apocalyptic.</p><p><br></p><p>We hit everything: the Campbell’s CEO admitting their soup is basically for “poor people,” Andy Warhol’s creepy soup-can fetish paintings going for $30 million, and why the hell every comedian you’ve ever heard of accidentally became a Saudi ambassador. Austin breaks down how the Crown Prince played American comics like fiddles, why nobody who cashed a $1.5 million check can talk trash now, and how Rush Hour 4 might exist only because a dictator sat on Trump’s lap and asked nicely.</p><p><br></p><p>Also: turkey inflation, bioengineered brisket brewed like IPA, Putin calendars, and the annual tradition of trying to enjoy Thanksgiving.</p><p>It’s chaos. It’s catharsis. It’s Thanksgiving.</p><p><br></p><p>And Austin is thankful for YOU.</p><p><br></p>","author_name":"Austin Anderson"}