{"version":"1.0","type":"rich","provider_name":"Acast","provider_url":"https://acast.com","height":250,"width":700,"html":"<iframe src=\"https://embed.acast.com/$/683fc7e2f711091cf43b8603/69929eb18dc5f2047a66542d?\" frameBorder=\"0\" width=\"700\" height=\"250\"></iframe>","title":"The Val Verde Zoning Crisis with Eric Cunningham","thumbnail_width":200,"thumbnail_height":200,"thumbnail_url":"https://open-images.acast.com/shows/683fc7e2f711091cf43b8603/1771216546760-7de3e141-e6b0-4927-9ba7-1f5079ef5cf8.jpeg?height=200","description":"<p><strong>Whisp Turlington is salty.</strong>&nbsp;And for once, it’s not because Bastrd AI is generating “Hogan’s Heroes” deepfake erotica.</p><p><br></p><p>No. Today, the&nbsp;<strong>Val Verde City Council</strong>&nbsp;has declared war on Turlington Manor (the dead mall that Whisp lives in), and they’re doing it the only way Val Verde knows how:</p><p><strong>Through zoning.</strong></p><p><br></p><p>A new councilman,&nbsp;<strong>Edmund Sullivan (Eric Cunningham)</strong>, comes into the Rock &amp; Roll RV to explain why Whisp’s home has been rezoned into a&nbsp;<strong>high-density industrial zone</strong>… which means&nbsp;<strong>Captain D’s Pretzels</strong>&nbsp;can legally open inside Whisp’s bedroom.</p><p><br></p><p>Meanwhile:</p><ul><li>Whisp and Geoff debate whether “Truth Social” proves things are getting better (spoiler: bread lines are longer)</li><li>Art Spart reveals he’s now teaching&nbsp;<strong>Intro to Cryptozoology</strong>&nbsp;at Val Verde Community College</li><li>“Larfs and Barfs” returns to calm Whisp down (it almost works)&nbsp;</li></ul><p><br></p><p>Guest Starring: Eric Cunningham (Night Late, The Kids Tonight Show)</p><p><br></p><p><strong>Soar Through The Skies of Classic Rock With The Hawk</strong></p><ul><li>Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube — wherever you listen.</li><li>Join the Rock Battalion at&nbsp;<a href=\"https://1089thehawk.com/\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>1089thehawk.com</strong></a></li><li>Support the station on Patreon:&nbsp;<a href=\"https://patreon.com/1089thehawk\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>patreon.com/1089thehawk</strong></a></li><li>Watch full broadcasts, clips, and ongoing radio hostilities on YouTube.</li></ul>","author_name":"Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock"}