{"version":"1.0","type":"rich","provider_name":"Acast","provider_url":"https://acast.com","height":250,"width":700,"html":"<iframe src=\"https://embed.acast.com/$/683fc7e2f711091cf43b8603/6976a7fc49ef755216b62e77?\" frameBorder=\"0\" width=\"700\" height=\"250\"></iframe>","title":"Joe Walsh (No Relation) Forces Val Verde to Run (with Dru Johnston)","thumbnail_width":200,"thumbnail_height":200,"thumbnail_url":"https://open-images.acast.com/shows/683fc7e2f711091cf43b8603/1769383725434-7afef6e6-d61d-45f2-8850-e4f1012b48a8.jpeg?height=200","description":"<p><strong>“The Whisp Turlington Show”</strong> welcomes Joe Walsh — <em>no relation</em> — and Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock immediately lose control of the interview, the studio, and most municipal oversight in Val Verde.</p><p><br></p><p>What should be a routine guest segment detonates into a full civic event as Joe Walsh (No Relation) outlines the Val Verde Rock &amp; Roll 5K, 10K, Half Marathon, Ultra Marathon, and a race philosophy built on early mornings, public bragging, and <strong>mechanical bulls used as motivational tools</strong>.</p><p><br></p><p>Meanwhile:</p><p>• <strong>Art Spart returns from a prolonged traffic hiatus</strong></p><p>• Jimmy One Meal releases a posthumous song called <em>“Shark Sex”</em> and no one asks permission</p><p>• <strong>Jason Gore reigns supreme at 98.6 The Squirt and declares himself the greatest DJ alive</strong></p><p>• Bloody nipples, nip guards, and weaponized areolas dominate the discourse</p><p>• Threads is exposed as a scolding platform and Bluesky as a joke museum</p><p>• A 90s lyrics game confirms that memory is fake and lyrics never mattered</p><p><br></p><p>Guest Starring: <strong>Dru Johnston as Joe Walsh </strong>(No Relation)</p><p>Check out Dru's Substack at <a href=\"https://ivegottheruns.substack.com/\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">https://ivegottheruns.substack.com</a></p><p><br></p><p><br></p><p><strong>Become One With The Hawk</strong></p><ul><li><strong>Subscribe</strong> on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube — wherever you listen. <em>The signal is everywhere.</em></li><li><strong>Join the Rock Battalion:</strong> get updates, drops, and Val Verde alerts at <strong>1089thehawk.com</strong>.</li><li><strong>Support the station on Patreon:</strong> it keeps the mics hot and the Sharney’s mystery buffet groaning — <strong>patreon.com/1089thehawk</strong>.</li><li><strong>Watch The Hawk on YouTube</strong> for full broadcasts, clips, and occasional yelling: <strong>youtube.com/@1089thehawk</strong>.</li><li><strong>Follow us everywhere:</strong> Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Facebook, and Threads.</li></ul><p><br></p>","author_name":"Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock"}