{"version":"1.0","type":"rich","provider_name":"Acast","provider_url":"https://acast.com","height":250,"width":700,"html":"<iframe src=\"https://embed.acast.com/$/683fc7e2f711091cf43b8603/68abcfc7e2f63983a77db3bb?\" frameBorder=\"0\" width=\"700\" height=\"250\"></iframe>","title":"Welcome To Sharney's with Kristen Bartlett","description":"<p>Big changes are rocking Val Verde, and 108.9 The Hawk has the scoop: <strong>Sharney’s has been sold!</strong> Whisp and Geoff welcome the brand-new CEO, <strong>Maria Ann Shurzabich</strong> (played by Kristen Bartlett), who’s here to explain why the legendary buffet chain is turning bad food and lots of it… into mid food and less of it.</p><p><br></p><ul><li><strong>Sharney’s Shake-Up:</strong> 82 locations sold off to the Schurzabich Corporation—because who needs endless buffets and multiple dead bodies in fridges?</li><li><strong>From Buffets to Fidget Spinners:</strong> Turns out Sharney’s new owners made their billions selling anxiety spinners during the pandemic.&nbsp;</li><li><strong>The New Buffet:</strong> Say goodbye to taco stations and hello to fountains of chocolate, salsa, and boiling hot sawmill gravy (bring burn cream).</li><li><strong>Kids Menu Games:</strong> What does Applebee’s serve vs. Sharney’s? Expect <em>Big Crunch</em> tenders and <em>Little Cheeser</em> burgers, plus plenty of clown horns.</li><li><strong>Beach House: </strong>What's with all the creaking sounds?!</li></ul><p><br></p><p>Guest Starring: <strong>Kristen Bartlett</strong> (Saturday Night Live, How To Die Alone, Full Frontal with Samantha Bee)</p><p><br></p><p><strong>Here’s how YOU can support Val Verde’s second choice for rock, 108.9 The Hawk</strong></p><ul><li>Subscribe to the podcast on Apple, YouTube, Spotify or whatever you listen on!</li><li>Visit our website &amp; sign up for our mailing list: <a href=\"https://1089thehawk.com/\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">https://1089thehawk.com</a></li><li>Join the Patreon for early access &amp; bonus shows: <a href=\"https://patreon.com/1089thehawk\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">https://patreon.com/1089thehawk</a></li><li>Subscribe to our YouTube Channel: <a href=\"https://www.youtube.com/@1089thehawk\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">https://www.youtube.com/@1089thehawk</a></li><li>Follow us on social media: Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Facebook, Threads</li></ul>","author_name":"Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock"}