The Athletic's Adam Hurrey is joined by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker for the Adjudication Panel. On the agenda: What type of goal is the most \"still had work to do\" goal possible, the No 1 religious reference to deploy during a live TV commentary, the greatest recorded example of something other than a goal being \"cheered like a goal\", ambient household noise and the \"Phantom Drury Effect\", and the lowest-profile footballer who could end up on a celebrity reality TV show.
Meanwhile, the panel examine a US term for a goalkeeper spilling a low cross in their own six-yard box, while Charlie's Premier League Years memory skills go beyond parody.
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