Lara and Carey hoof it over the hill to check in with the dregs of The Valley once more, but first, they discuss Ciara Miller needing to avoid the urge to go on Threads, West having to apologize to Jenn Fessler’s family, and a Ryan Lochte jumpscare like no other.
Back on The Valley, the San Diego Horror continues, as the crew takes to the pier for a sports bar dinner: Danny “Glug Glug” goes shot for shot with Schwartz and goes into a place of Startin’, Lacy and Jinet try to hash it out and Doute Irish exits, annoyed with Luke and her third adult diaper change of the day. The drama continues back at the Airbnb, as Lacy and Michelle face-off in the kitchen and Jinet does chair comedy. The next day, the group goes on safari as Danny’s drunken antics continue to make Nia’s life hell and everyone else uncomfortable. When the ladies prepare their men for Nia’s drag show beauty pageant, Danny’s blackout draws the ire of Lala, who’s had enough of his fuckery.