First things first, we're on time this week!
Second and more importantly, this is now an Emmett Cullen fan account. We will not be accepting any questions or arguments.
There's a thunderstorm rolling in an it's time for baseball! Bella goes off roading, three new vampires glide into town, and poor Charlie gets his heart broken AGAIN!
Also, Esme regales us with the story of her tragic, tragic life and then whisks Bella upstairs for a costume change. Meanwhile, there's a murderer on the loose, and it's not the biology teacher.
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