{"version":"1.0","type":"rich","provider_name":"Acast","provider_url":"https://acast.com","height":250,"width":700,"html":"<iframe src=\"https://embed.acast.com/$/67ec1a2c506c6c628ca5b1e2/69738b459252830699b7bbc7?\" frameBorder=\"0\" width=\"700\" height=\"250\"></iframe>","title":"Curry fantasies, kiosks that don’t exist anymore, and absolute nonsense.","thumbnail_width":200,"thumbnail_height":200,"thumbnail_url":"https://open-images.acast.com/shows/67ec1a2c506c6c628ca5b1e2/1769182128529-fedf9c31-1075-414b-9e35-d3332a572291.jpeg?height=200","description":"<p>Episode 16 sees the lads bravely hand control of the podcast over to the public — with predictably disastrous results. Armed with Facebook questions and zero organisation, GLC tackle life’s big topics: curry orders when someone else is paying, crisps that gave you the shits, shower-time music, shell suits with missing limbs, and why Burberry absolutely hated them.</p><p><br></p><p>🍛 Dream curry orders when Graham’s footing the bill</p><p>🥘 Curry house politics: Mahin Spire vs Handpost Tandoori</p><p>🚌 The true meaning of&nbsp;<strong>Kiosk 113</strong>&nbsp;and where the other 112 kiosks went</p><p>🥔 Rare crisps, oven instructions, and instant diarrhoea</p><p>🚿 Shower-time music choices and practicing raps while washing your foul</p><p>🎤 Songs the band love but don’t play live (and why that’s probably for the best)</p><p>🕺&nbsp;<em>Welcome to Germany</em>&nbsp;and the interpretive dance that cost them most of their audience</p><p>🐶 Dogs vs cats, plus historic anti-cat propaganda in the NME</p><p>🍺 Gigs ruined (or enhanced) by chemical enthusiasm</p><p>🎪 Festival memories involving Red Stripe cans used as microphones</p><p>🏨 A corporate gig, lost hotel rooms, drag queens, and promises that went unfulfilled</p><p>🧥 Billy’s shell suit sleeves and the international sleeve-sharing agreement</p><p>🍻 Who’s worst at drinking beer (and who can sleep holding a pint)</p><p>🥪 The ultimate working men’s club buffet: prawns, mini Kievs, egg sandwiches and beige fear</p><p>🧢 The fate of Fash, balaclavas, and ideas that never quite took off</p><p>🚗 Why the car had to be destroyed&nbsp;<em>and filmed</em></p><p>🚌 Newport bus routes, pub crawls, and not helping pregnant women</p><p>🛒 The middle aisle of Lidl: trainers, windcheaters, DIY tools and hidden dildos</p><p>💿 Hidden tracks on GLC albums and how CDs used to mess with your head</p><p>🛍️ Cwmbran vs Newport (spoiler: Newport wins, obviously)</p><p>📻 A wholesome shout-out to the band&nbsp;<strong>Radioactive</strong></p>","author_name":"Goldie Lookin Chain"}