{"version":"1.0","type":"rich","provider_name":"Acast","provider_url":"https://acast.com","height":250,"width":700,"html":"<iframe src=\"https://embed.acast.com/$/67ec1a2c506c6c628ca5b1e2/69738a466c5100c2bbcaa0ff?\" frameBorder=\"0\" width=\"700\" height=\"250\"></iframe>","title":"365 skid-mark-free days","thumbnail_width":200,"thumbnail_height":200,"thumbnail_url":"https://open-images.acast.com/shows/67ec1a2c506c6c628ca5b1e2/1769179590926-a4fa90fe-1ec4-4453-9ed3-339f263e6a63.jpeg?height=200","description":"<p>Recorded in what the boys describe as an&nbsp;<em>“executive drinking establishment”</em>, this episode quickly descends into medical horror stories, tour flashbacks, dangerous household items, and the boldest claim ever made on audio:&nbsp;<strong>365 skid-mark-free days</strong>.</p><p><br></p><p><br></p><h3><strong>What Happens (In No Particular Order)</strong></h3><ul><li>🥤&nbsp;<strong>Dry January continues</strong>&nbsp;(Coca-Cola, pink lemonade, isotonic Lucozade, and lies)</li><li>🎧 The new GLC song&nbsp;<em>Dry January</em>&nbsp;and why cheap videos are better</li><li>🫀 A near-death New Year’s Eve DJ set involving Sambuca, Spotify, and partial paralysis</li><li>🦷 A tooth falls out mid-Greggs wrap and nobody reacts correctly</li><li>🔥 A hot water bottle explodes, nearly destroying a full cock-and-ball ecosystem</li><li>📢 Public Service Announcement:&nbsp;<strong>hot water bottles can kill you</strong></li><li>👖 A deeply forensic debate about skid marks, wiping techniques, and toilet paper quality</li><li>🚌 Tour flashbacks: cold venues, bad loos, excellent pubs</li><li>🧠 Proof that GLC quizzes should never be attempted sober or organised</li><li>🏰 Castles played, seas pooed in, pubs visited, and bands mildly insulted</li><li>🍺 Jeremy Clarkson’s pub, his pint, and his imagined string-tied torso</li><li>🎤 The official launch of the&nbsp;<strong>GLC Tour Quiz</strong>, featuring no buzzers and total confusion</li><li>🎟️ Tour announcement:&nbsp;<strong>“Stairway To Newport”</strong>&nbsp;(tickets available, and you'd think there would be a link here but there isn't)</li></ul>","author_name":"Goldie Lookin Chain"}